RUMOR: via Twitter... Matt Forte to Patriots talk...

[Joker]

Finally found out what Bob is incarcerated for....

Driving Under The Influence Of Moron...Tard Resulting

 

[Wotan_the_Wanderer]

I'm with Toys on this.
After 33 pages or whatever it is, I'm still wondering...

WHO THE HELL IS THIS INCARCERATED BOB?!:bricks:

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I'm with Toys on this.
After 33 pages or whatever it is, I'm still wondering...

WHO THE HELL IS THIS INCARCERATED BOB?!:bricks:

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/905362-2012-season-jets-suck.html

 

[AzPatsFan]

Re: RUMOR: Twitter burning up with Matt Forte to Patriots talk..

Thinking about it though. The Pats going into the draft with only two firsts, a second, and a third is not ideal when the Pats need some impact defenders. But with this offense, they could probably put up 40 points a game.

They already do, without Forte.

 

[Boston Boxer]

Forte is pissed the Bears wont pay him a large contract...so i doubt the Patriots are going to break the bank for him. He will not be coming here

 

[RayClay]

Twitter / Adam Schefter: RT @ArnDa1anOnly: Have you ...

Hopefully that's the end of that.

Why would you believe him? He's not even in prison.:gossip:

 

[signbabybrady]

If only we had accuired Adam Seward we would be able to trade him straight up for Forte.

 

[Wotan_the_Wanderer]

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/905362-2012-season-jets-suck.html

Thanks for the links. There's a wealth of material there, too much in fact, that I breezed through the first five or six pages and came away with things:

1) we have some hilarious Pats fans

2) Tollgate Bob is in Sing Sing for having illegally pocketed bills while working the George Washington Bridge.

I always wondered what had become of this guy.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

I'm with Toys on this.
After 33 pages or whatever it is, I'm still wondering...

WHO THE HELL IS THIS INCARCERATED BOB?!:bricks:

Is @incarceratedbob a complete fraud? | NFL Draft Monsters

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Incarcerated Bob
"Incarcerated Bob" is a frequent caller to WFAN, particularly Boomer and Carton. He earned his name for spending nine months in prison for assaulting a New England Patriots fan during a post-Super Bowl XLII victory celebration. He has earned a reputation for his Twitter feed, which breaks numerous sports rumors with varying degrees of accuracy.[53][54]

I hope he dropped the soap a lot in prison.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Interview with Incarcerated Bob

 

[Joker]

jeezus...a freakin' popcorn gangster tough guy Jet fan...I swear, I'm going to drag out my old "Attack Of The Intergalactic Morons!" movie script I wrote ten years ago and center it in present day NJ....what an utter, stereotypical green mook...

 

[Wotan_the_Wanderer]

but then he goes “Jets suck, Jets suck.” And I turned around and smashed his face in with a chair and that was it. His face got broke up and the security held me up. I got a 16-month sentence and I did 11 months out of that sentence at Rikers Island.

What a d-bag. I wish I had stayed deluded and thought this poor excuse for human life form was a toll collector. At least that would have been somewhat humorous.

 

[Wotan_the_Wanderer]

O, and Ninja, thanks for clearing this up.

 

[Guarnstar]

Adam Schefter ? @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
RT @helms83: Any news on Forte? Haven't heard anything but read a rumor about Pats? ... Bad rumor. He's not going to NE.

so more fuel to end this rumor ...

 

[TruthSeeker]

Interview with Incarcerated Bob

The Next rumor Incarcerated Bob nails, will be his first. Especially in Hockey, he is the worst.

 

[neuronet]

I hope he was cornholed in prison and has PTSD.

 

[Sciz]

Nothing else quite says "the guy who said that is a complete idiot" like "bad rumor."

 

[ATippett56]

Will this thread ever die!

Ugh! :bricks:

 

[bruinator]

When are we getting the beast?