Bit OT: Ohrnberger on Twitter

[Uncle Rico]

Lessee, what else can we talk about.

I know!

Anyone see Rich Ohrnberger's Twitter account? This is one seriously funny dude, in a Rated R sort of way.
Rapoport tweets that this is for real.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

some of the highlights....

The invention of the mouse and mouse pad has led to a generation of ambidextrous masturbators.


I believe fiance' is a french term that means 2x per week TOPS.


My fiance hates when I tell people we met at a lamaze class.


I'm fatally allergic to ice.

 

[mrscruff]

Funny guy.

Ohrnberger earned a reputation as a class clown and prankster while at Penn State. Perhaps his most infamous prank involved impersonating teammate A.Q. Shipley during an October 2008 conference call with reporters. in addition, he performed stand-up comedy at the Hollywood Improv during team activities prior to the 2009 Rose Bowl.

New England Patriots: Rich Ohrnberger

 

[Uncle Rico]

some of the highlights........

And his picture of the "to do list" he "found" is worth a click.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Looks like Ocho's greatest accomplishment is we get to follow more Patriots players on twitter.

 

[jah]

I suddenly want him to make the team next year.

 

[cavtroop]

Holy crap, that is some funny stuff, most of which can't be posted here, LOL

I'm following him now, good for a laugh

 

[BaltimorePatsFan]

Lol. This guy really isn't half-bad.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Looks like Ocho's greatest accomplishment is we get to follow more Patriots players on twitter.

Yup. Dane Fletcher (Gronk's roommate I believe) is pretty funny too, though not at Ohrnberger level.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

This was a good one too

I like my women like my drive thru coffee order... Hot, black, and wedged between my legs while I put my wallet away

 

[Calciumee]

some of the highlights....

The invention of the mouse and mouse pad has led to a generation of ambidextrous masturbators.

No idea what he means...

 

[jays52]

This, too is a gem.

Does anybody know if there are any gyms/sports clubs in the Boston area that offer intramural ribbon gymnastics classes for plus size men?

 

[BigMike]

Lol. This guy really isn't half-bad.

had to look up "Sex Ramp" Actually a pretty cool "piece"of Furniture lol

 

[Uncle Rico]

had to look up "Sex Ramp" Actually a pretty cool "piece"of Furniture lol

Putting "Call Mom" on the same list is sheer genius.

Well, for an OL.

 

[Pats fan in Vikes land]

Holy crap this guy is a comic genius. Had to wipe my eyes of all the laughtears!!

 

[Wax Frog]

Almost enough to get me to surrender to the Tweetborg! Almost!

 

[Wax Frog]

No idea what he means...

:confused2:

 

[patchick]

Now there's a guy who could put the color back in color commentary.

 

[Fencer]

My fiance hates when I tell people we met at a lamaze class.

I Favorited that one days ago, and tweeted to people that Ohrnberger was the funniest athlete on Twitter.

 

[RobertWeathers]

My god is he funny. Man.