Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my GRONK in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my GRONK in a box, my GRONK in a box girl
It's my GRONK in a box, my GRONK in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your GRONK in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my GRONK in a box...my GRONK in a box girl
It's my GRONK in a box, my GRONK in a box girl
Christmas; GRONK in a box
Hanukkah; GRONK in a box
Kwanzaa; a GRONK in a box
Every single holiday a GRONK in a box
Over at your parent's house a GRONK in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a GRONK in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a GRONK in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A GRONK in a box, a GRONK in a box, a GRONK in a box.
