A friend from Detroit sent me this:
YOUR DETROIT LIONS
> > > > > Q. Why was Matt Millen upset when the Detroit Lions playbook
was stolen?
> > > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?
> > > > > A. The Taliban has a running game
> > > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
> > > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "************"!
> > > > > Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
> > > > > A. Put up goal posts
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> > > > >
> > > > > Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
> > > > > A. A thief
> > > > > Q. Why doesn't Flint, MI have a professional football team?
> > > > > A. Because then Detroit would want one
> > > > >
> > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar
>bill?
> > > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
> > > > >
> > > > > Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
> > > > > A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
> > > > >
> > > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the
> > > >SuperBowl?
> > > > >
> > > > > A. The Detroit Lions
> > > > >
> > > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
> > > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
> > > > >
> > > > > Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the
> > > >football?
> > > > >
> > > > > A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.