Gronkfest: Pats sign Dan Gronkowski

[Patjew]

I have a serious gronking question: are we sure that the Pats really signed this gronker?

 

[JaxPats]

I have a serious gronking question: are we sure that the Pats really signed this gronker?

Abso-Gronk-ally

 

[Dufflebagz]

I have a serious gronking question: are we sure that the Pats really signed this gronker?

If we don't see Gronkageddon I will lose the Gronk I got when I read this thread.

 

[Robdude]

BostonHerald.com - Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Patriots continue shuffling their roster, claim LB A.J. Edds from the Dolphins

according to the link above Gronk has NOT been signed.

It is the "RAP Sheet" The Boston Herald

 

[WhoaDirty]

I know. I still want to know what the parents did as athletes. No family can match up w/ the Gronk familiy in terms of kicking out PRO talent

Any discussion about pro athlete families cannot be finished without mention of the Sutter brothers:

Sutter family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TheSolderKing]

GRONK the sh it out of me lmao.



who is this Mr. Edds LB fella?

 

[patriot lifer]

Eugenically speaking the GRONKOSKI's would be the "Master race". Screw the Nazi's and the Aryan belief b/c it is all about the GRONKS!!! and no 1 else. I can't think of a more successful Pro-Athlete family. They kick out Pro's like it is their job

In sorting through the posts of this thread, one of the last things I expected was a Nazi/Aryanism reference. Go figure. :nosmile:

 

[TB146]

BTW, just wondering:

Has there ever been a two-tight end formation in the NFL where both TE's were brothers?

Reiss needs to update his personnel evaluations to include the Pats using a "two-Gronk set".

 

[NinjaZX6R]

From the Desk of Roger Goddell,

Dear Coach Belichek,
I have concerns from many source's that your team is operating under some questionable items. It seems that your team is all hyped up on Gronks. Can you please let some teams score occasionally. Thank you, Rog...

Dear Commissioner,

Go F*** yourself.

Thank you,
Bill Belichick.

 

[TheSolderKing]

In sorting through the posts of this thread, one of the last things I expected was a Nazi/Aryanism reference. Go figure. :nosmile:

I did bring up "Eugenics" what is a better example than that? It was not offensive by any means. Quote my post. (here it is)

Eugenically speaking the GRONKOWSKI's would be the "Master race". Screw the Nazi's and the Aryan belief b/c it is all about the GRONKS!!! and no 1 else. I can't think of a more successful Pro-Athlete family. They kick out Pro's like it is their job

 

[patriot lifer]

Pretty funny thread on the Jets board:

How to beat 1 Gronkowski...? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Apparently the Gronk jokes aren't limited to our fanbase, but extend across transfandom borders.

 

[The Scrizz]

So since we didn't sign him can we stop substituting Gronk for Smurf in every word. And yes i did take my 8 year old daughter to see that.

 

[italia44]

Dear Commissioner,

Go F*** yourself.

Thank you,
Bill Belichick.

F'n.....PRICELESS!:rocker:

 

[TheSolderKing]

Any discussion about pro athlete families cannot be finished without mention of the Sutter brothers:

Sutter family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

my father and I spoke of this today 6 Pro NHL players


and the youngest the 7th was apparently the most skilled and t5he BEST but heelected to stay @ home and work on the farm

 

[Haley]

So since we didn't sign him can we stop substituting Gronk for Smurf in every word. And yes i did take my 8 year old daughter to see that.

This was posted earlier in the thread: Twitter

 

[The Scrizz]

This was posted earlier in the thread: Twitter

This was posted after that.

BostonHerald.com - Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Patriots continue shuffling their roster, claim LB A.J. Edds from the Dolphins

 

[JaxPats]

Pretty funny thread on the Jets board:

How to beat 1 Gronkowski...? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Apparently the Gronk jokes aren't limited to our fanbase, but extend across transfandom borders.

have to admit, they have some funny sh *t there.

 

[Haley]

This was posted after that.

BostonHerald.com - Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Patriots continue shuffling their roster, claim LB A.J. Edds from the Dolphins

But then Shalise says this:

as for the roster move the #Patriots will make to make room, that's probably why the team is waiting to announce move...a few possibilities

I guess we'll have to wait and see but I think they are just waiting to announce until they have cut someone.

 

[patriot lifer]

Pretty funny thread on the Jets board:

How to beat 1 Gronkowski...? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Apparently the Gronk jokes aren't limited to our fanbase, but extend across transfandom borders.

have to admit, they have some funny sh *t there.

I enjoyed the Gronkowski Megazord joke, but I still don't understand how they could so seamlessly incorporate scientogoly into their posts, lol.

Gronkowski was here when the whole thing began 4 billion years ago, he was ceated when an incoming asteroid crashed into a pool of lava. He walked out of the lava pool explosion, kicked the **** out of the leader of the Scientoligists and his followers who were also here trying to take over the planet and he made things right for the future.
He waited all those years for his true destiny on the Patriots, he changed his diet as the planet did, he went from eating T-Rex's to Sabre tooth Cats and Bears of all kinds, and finally when his time came. he joined the Patriots and the legend had just merely begun.
Now even though he has not won a playoff game yet, we as jet fans must have respect for all Gronkowski's far and wide for it was Rob who shaped the planet and made things the way they are for us to enjoy on sundays, and monday nights, and thursdays too.
Ok, morning fatty has been smoked, and it's time to hit the beach. Have a great day.

Creationists vs Evolutionists vs Gronkowskovists?

As the Mayans predicted. On December 12, 2012 the three brothers will be united as one and the world will end with a total Apocalypse.

Our only hope is to sign the third Gronkowski so they cannot be united.

Want to know a billion dollar idea? A Gronkowski sperm bank.

You actually think there's a vault on each that can contain those tadpoles?

Dream on.

 

[Froob]

Pretty funny thread on the Jets board:

How to beat 1 Gronkowski...? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Apparently the Gronk jokes aren't limited to our fanbase, but extend across transfandom borders.

As the Mayans predicted. On December 12, 2012 the three brothers will be united as one and the world will end with a total Apocalypse.

Our only hope is to sign the third Gronkowski so they cannot be united.

LOL some good stuff