Division Rival for Sale

[PatsWickedPissah]

Profootballtalk.com reports a rumor that the Dolphins are for sale. (via USENET)

FINS FOR SALE

Our Florida sources have tipped us off to a looming development that, in our view, makes Dolphins coach Nick Saban's disinterested interest in the
Alabama job understandable.

The Fins, as we hear it, are in the process of being sold.

Per a source with knowledge of the transaction, advertising executive Jordan Zimmerman, a co-owner of the NHL's Florida Panthers, will become majority owner of the Dolphins.

Also involved in the new ownership will be Papa John's founder John
Schnatter.
Since it was Huizenga who hired Saban, Saban might be interested in keeping his options open. And that's why, we believe, Saban has declined an opportunity (when pressed by Peter King of SI) to state unequivocally that he will not under any circumstances pursue the Alabama job. Saban, in our opinion, will be looking for either an extension from the new ownership, or a ticket out of town.

 

[Welker83]

Profootballtalk.com reports a rumor that the Dolphins are for sale. (via USENET)

FINS FOR SALE

Our Florida sources have tipped us off to a looming development that, in our view, makes Dolphins coach Nick Saban's disinterested interest in the
Alabama job understandable.

The Fins, as we hear it, are in the process of being sold.

Per a source with knowledge of the transaction, advertising executive Jordan Zimmerman, a co-owner of the NHL's Florida Panthers, will become majority owner of the Dolphins.

Also involved in the new ownership will be Papa John's founder John
Schnatter.
Since it was Huizenga who hired Saban, Saban might be interested in keeping his options open. And that's why, we believe, Saban has declined an opportunity (when pressed by Peter King of SI) to state unequivocally that he will not under any circumstances pursue the Alabama job. Saban, in our opinion, will be looking for either an extension from the new ownership, or a ticket out of town.

Zimmerman denied this today...but Heizenga has always been a cagey guy, and we all remember how he gutted and sold the marlins after their first world series.

If Wayne does sell he will be regarded as one of the most hated men in south florida.

 

[Jacky Roberts]

If I had Paul Allen money, I'd buy the Dolphins, change their colors to pink and trade all their quality players for 9th round draft picks.

 

[shirtsleeve]

Hell with the team, I wanna buy the cheerleaders! So, like is this a package deal, or can we just buy parts?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Hell with the team, I wanna buy the cheerleaders! So, like is this a package deal, or can we just buy parts?

I think that that prevert NUT has 1st option on the cheerleader babes.
I hate him for it.

 

[shirtsleeve]

I think that that prevert NUT has 1st option on the cheerleader babes.
I hate him for it.

Oh, Yeah, well, well, I'm willin' to pony up... um... $6.32, a twin lobster dinner and a six pack of Sam Adams!
I just need Huizenga's number and this deal is as good as done.....

 

[HAMMERMILL]

I'll pay 500 million for the dolphins.
A dollar a year for the next 500 million years

 

[carolinatony]

Maybe they will move to a City where they have real fans that actually go to the games

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Maybe they will move to a City where they have real fans that actually go to the games

The Phins fans on USENET are really sensitive to that. They go catsh*t if you mention the empty seats at a game.

 

[PatsMyBoyz!]

Profootballtalk.com reports a rumor that the Dolphins are for sale. (via USENET)

FINS FOR SALE

Our Florida sources have tipped us off to a looming development that, in our view, makes Dolphins coach Nick Saban's disinterested interest in the
Alabama job understandable.

The Fins, as we hear it, are in the process of being sold.

Per a source with knowledge of the transaction, advertising executive Jordan Zimmerman, a co-owner of the NHL's Florida Panthers, will become majority owner of the Dolphins.

Also involved in the new ownership will be Papa John's founder John
Schnatter.
Since it was Huizenga who hired Saban, Saban might be interested in keeping his options open. And that's why, we believe, Saban has declined an opportunity (when pressed by Peter King of SI) to state unequivocally that he will not under any circumstances pursue the Alabama job. Saban, in our opinion, will be looking for either an extension from the new ownership, or a ticket out of town.

Wow. Does anyone see him back in NE?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Wow. Does anyone see him back in NE?

No. I see him settling out his contract for big bucks and heading back to college where he belongs.