Official thank you to the Jets

[Pessimistic Pete]

You guys ****-ing suck, thank you!

Thank you for Bill ****-ing Greatest Coach of All-Time Belichick.
Thank you for starting Tom ****-ing Greatest QB of All-Time Brady's career.
Thank you for giving us Danny ****-ing Faulk 2.0 Woodhead for nothing.

Thank you for proving yourselves to be clowns tonight. Thank you for being so incompetent for so long.

You always will suck, remember this. For every year you start 9-2, you will finish depressed. I can assure you of this. Thanks guys.

 

[Kdo5]

I fully endorse this thread.

 

[andrewgarrr]

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

 

[WaterfallJumper]

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

I think it should be pretty self evident.

Great thread, Pete!

 

[Patspsycho]

You guys ******* suck, thank you! Thank you for Bill ******* Greatest Coach of All-Time Belichick. Thank you for starting Tom ******* greatest QB Brady's career. Thank you for giving us Danny ******* Faulk2.0 Woodhead for nothing.

Thank you for proving yourselves to be clowns tonight.

Thank you for being so incompetent for so long.

I don't believe in kicking people or teams when they are down.

 

[Pessimistic Pete]

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

You can kindly get the hell out then. I'll be kind and give you a free ride on Air McCourty to depart you.

 

[Pessimistic Pete]

I don't believe in kicking people or teams when they are down.

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

 

[sevengables_2207]

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

Wonder if this is an actual nightmare suffered by Rex Ryan at some point?

 

[Kdo5]

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

hahahaha

 

[#56300ex]

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

That right there with the gif running underneath,, that's alllll kinds of funny:singing:

 

[zoostation]

Thank you for being the LA Clippers of the NFL (SOJ). :rocker:

 

[blackglass3]

Thread should get Stickied. I don't see how this can be more entertaining.

Fixed your post.

 

[TheComeback]

I think Mr. Pete has redeemed himself with this thread. I approve 100%.

 

[Nikolai]

I'm fine with this thread.

No need for the fans to be stoic. That's the team's job.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

It's got to suck to be a Jets fan. Imagine losing the man who when all is said and done will go down as the greatest HC of all time to start a dynasty with your biggest rival. Then forcing an injury to open the door for a man who will go down a similar fate in the all time greatest QBs discussion. And even in your best season since the 1960's, a year where you practically stacked all your chips into this one season for a title and your rival is in the middle of rebuilding the team and supposed to finish 9-7 at best, they still beat your ass senseless. Part of me does feel for their suffereing, seriously it can't be easy to be in that position..........













DAH WELL

 

[ATippett56]

I don't believe in kicking people or teams when they are down.

Only the Jets, Only the Jets!

 

[PATSNUTme]

Perhaps PP did not see this thread or ignored it.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...1-official-jets-fan-here-eat-crow-thread.html

Anyway I'm moving this to the VLR if he wants to play with trolls.

 

[captain insano]

I think Mr. Pete has redeemed himself with this thread. I approve 100%.

lmao i was thinking the same thing. this is a hall of fame thread and i support it with everything that i am . i will take a steaming dump in the jets honor.

 

[PatsWSB47]

It's got to suck to be a Jets fan. Imagine losing the man who when all is said and done will go down as the greatest HC of all time to start a dynasty with your biggest rival. Then forcing an injury to open the door for a man who will go down a similar fate in the all time greatest QBs discussion. And even in your best season since the 1960's, a year where you practically stacked all your chips into this one season for a title and your rival is in the middle of rebuilding the team and supposed to finish 9-7 at best, they still beat your ass senseless. Part of me does feel for their suffereing, seriously it can't be easy to be in that position..........















DAH WELL

not to mention the Woodhead move:singing: