A Gillette greeting for Brett Favre

[RhodyPatriot]

Your crazy for even asking this. Of Course we BOO that Attention Whore.

I'm hoping we'll set the behavior bar much lower than that.
Brett and L'il Brett have offered up such good material from which to taunt and deride. Be a shame if all that happens is some booing.

A one and a two and a three..........
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me

 

[Rob0729]

If he plays at all... he looked pretty hobbled last night, though he's such a drama queen that he was probably trying to cover up his horrendous play w/ some injury. Who knows? But rest assured, his mentally-challenged wife will be dealing with it with Faith.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Favre is guilty. Because if it weren't his junk in those pics, his wife would know - presumably? Maybe she likes it in the dark only... - and would have told the world that those pics were not of her man's lil peckah...

Favre not play?!? Doubt it. It is all part of his image. When he has a great game, he has an injury to show that he is a warrior. When he plays poorly, he has an injury so he has an excuse. He will play even if he is a detriment to the team. That's how he rolls.

 

[PowerRunRevival]

I will give Randy a standing ovation and then Boo Favre. Hopefully the fans come up with a creative taunt for him.

 

[upstater1]

They still have Harvin, Shiancoe, Moss and Petersen out there.

They cans till shred people.

I'll personally only feel good about the game if I see substantial pass rush on Favre early in the game. Then I'll know that he'll be good for a couple INTs. If we can't pressure him, I worry that he'll play a very un-Farveish game. Without those two INTs last night, Minnesota wins.

 

[Haley]

This guy would play with a colonscopy bag and IV's in. They'll take him off in a wheelchair or a stretcher. He'll never sit until can't get to the field.

Probably, but pretty soon it is going to look like Night of the Living Dead out there. Body parts are going to start dropping off, littering the field.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

They still have Harvin, Shiancoe, Moss and Petersen out there.

They cans till shred people.

I'll personally only feel good about the game if I see substantial pass rush on Favre early in the game. Then I'll know that he'll be good for a couple INTs. If we can't pressure him, I worry that he'll play a very un-Farveish game. Without those two INTs last night, Minnesota wins.

Agree!! Bubbles the Chimp can play QB for the Vikes and this will be a very difficult game for the Patriots. Vikings are loaded on both sides of the ball. They are a very dangerous team and if Brady doesn't play a strong 60 minutes this could get ugly.

 

[Flanagan]

I feel that Favre should be benched..

He really look old and done last night.. I don't think he will ever recover from what the Saints did to him..

I mean he can still throw a nice TD pass every now and then..

But even Mickey Mantle socked a couple out at the end of his career..

I like the Pats chances better if Favre plays. He really looked like a pathetic creature walking back out on the field after back to back interceptions...

The Vikes have too talented an offense and need a spark...Favre isn't that spark anymore..

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I'll take this further, at the risk of sounding like a paranoid conspiracy therorist. Favre will retire mid season, claiming elbow/ankle, rather than face suspension for 'Wiener-gate".

He's getting something like $1M/game.

Pretty big incentive to stick around, if you ask me.

 

[Leave No Doubt]

If the crowd sang the Oscar Mayer song, that would be epic.

I'm in :rocker:

LOL I can picture the Pats' bench now...

 

[Garbanza]

I have not seen the pic that Favre sent, nor do I want to. But I have seens posts from people who have seen the pic. It's it not flattering.

"Tiny Weiner"
"Where's my Wiener?"

could be approriate if what I have seen posted is true.

 

[Steve102]

He's getting something like $1M/game.

Pretty big incentive to stick around, if you ask me.

If he's facing a suspension, he won't be getting paid. They'll spin it that there's nothing to the allegations, he'll pay Sterger to keep quiet, and it will be all about protecting his legacy.

 

[TBradyOwnsYou]

Favre sucks and has cost the Pats over and over again. I hope we beat him so bad that he is crying at the end of the game.

 

[VJCPatriot]

The best greeting that the Pats fans can give him is to make a LOT OF NOISE when the Vikes have the football. No more timid church mice at the Razor please.

As for the Pats, picking him off 3 times on defense and blowing out the Vikes by 30 would be an appropriate 'greeting' for 'Lord Favre'. Time for a little payback!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

This guy would play with a colonscopy bag and IV's in. They'll take him off in a wheelchair or a stretcher. He'll never sit until can't get to the field.

A brilliant strategy. I for one would not sack him in that case.

 

[Uncle Rico]

This might have been posted already, but did folks see the SNL Favre jeans ad skit?

Saturday Night Live - Brett Favre Wrangler Commercial - Video - NBC.com

 

[Wax Frog]

I'm probably late with this, but I'd like to know what package the Vikings will open with.

 

[Angry Man]

I'm probably late with this, but I'd like to know what package the Vikings will open with.

AP up the middle for a gain of 3?

 

[LiveShot]

The Oscar Myer Weiner song would be great. Of course Faarvhe didn't send the pics of his schlong he just left voicemails. I'll bet his wife knows the real story.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

i'm probably late with this, but i'd like to know what package the vikings will open with.

wooooshhh!!!!

 

[Bill B.]

How about getting the Jumbotron to keep playing the video from last year of Favre singing "Pants on the Ground." In light of his current problems, it gives a whole new meaning to that phrase.