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Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology [satire]

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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    I would just like to call for an apology from the front office. As fans, we are very displeased with the lack of effort during the offseason, and today was the boiling point.

    First, no one was signed when I went to bed last night. Almost an hour had passed and you were just sitting on hands doing nothing. This lack of aggressiveness just shows why no one wants to come here, and why we never field a competitive team. Second, we need a pass rush. We could have easily just signed Julius Peppers for $15M per year. We probably would have signed Peppers if we had just explained to him that we are a championship contender and require a discount. What were you thinking? Don't you know that last year our pass rush struggled? Hello!!!! We should have been just like the Bears and outbid everyone by $4M.

    We could have easily gotten Peppers, Boldin, Dansby, Wilfork, Banta-Cain, Neal, and Faulk today. I'm guessing we also could have traded a couple of late round picks for Revis, Polamalu, and Chris Johnson. Why didn't we just trade for them? They would improve our team, so why didn't we get them? If you had just been more engaged in your job and understood the team as much as I do, all of these things would have happened. I waited almost ten minutes after Peppers was signed for you to announce that we had re-signed Banta-Cain. And after the Boldin deal fell through, and by the way he only cost $9 per year, you had to wait almost 30 minutes to extend Wilfork? Meanwhile I can't believe that we haven't re-signed Bodden and Faulk, and extended Brady and Mankins yet. Contracts and the salary cap are easy because every player just wants to sign with the Patriots, fits exactly into our scheme, and shares the same opinion of his market value.

    Well, I guess that your incompetence has left us with another playoff team. Yawn. I highly doubt we will go 19-0 next year like I expect.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    I stopped reading here.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Delusional.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Hahahaha awesome post.:singing:
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    which is why you missed the joke. :D
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Post of the week!

    :rocker:
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    O, sorry. LOL
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Oops :D

    Although in fairness, after some of the stuff on here today I don't blame people for not reading properly and just assuming the worst...
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Double woosh.

    Well done, IIB. :rocker:
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    LOL Good stuff. I don't know what's funnier, the OP or all the posts that are going to completely miss the joke (in addition to the ones that already have)
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    I am intrigued by your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    This was the best part. :D
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    After reading all of the insane posts I have seen today, I guess my sarcasm meter is broken.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    ding ding ding ding....
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Keep reading, it's quite funny, as I am sure that was the intent >.>
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Yo go ahead get down on your knees and apologize all you want for whatever you want, nobody here owes anything to bb or anybody inside the patriots organization.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    Disagree. They've done much more that's affected me in a positive way than I've done for them. If I see BB in a bar, he ain't buying his own drinks.
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

    ROFLMFAO. Great post, ice. Unfortunately some people here are actually taking you seriously! :singing:
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    Re: Patriots front office, Belichick, owe fans an apology

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