It appears, Mr Rocks, that you are being a little, erm, verbose in your musings. We (sorry, I) the Alien world domination council (oops, I mean, a private citizen) are concerned by this.
Now, we have lots and lots of sworn statements from Llamas, goats, antelopes and other animals who will testify that they were all your "special friends" and "enjoyed your company". They will testify that you tied them up and made them say, "I am Peyton Manning and you own me, O Great Belichick".
Of course, statements are sometimes combustible and could easily be destroyed in an unfortunate accident- let's say one which happened suddenly, following your vow of "gggkrakgg hk", oops sorry, silence- my tentacles, damn, fingers slipped on the keyboard.
Look carefully into the screen and say "hk kk jk g" ("There are no aliens. They do not exist".). Miss Gomezcat is just fine... I need to go and show her that nice watch on a chain again.