Metaphors
In the Starting Line-Up
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Broncos get #22 in the first-The lose Marshall
Hawks keep their #6 away from the Broncos, get Marshall and get a second round pick #53-They lose #14 and Tatupu
Patriots get #14, and get ILB Tatupu-Patriots lose #22 and #53
Not bad, but you aren't thinking big enough. Much like trading up from a red paperclip to a 2-story house, this would just be the first step in a series of transactions to flip the #22 pick into owning the new Giants Stadium. The Pats then proceed to demolish the new stadium, leaving only Gate D standing (the only real excitement for Jets fans anyway). This forces the Giants to play all their home games in San Antonio except for the 2012 home game against the Saints played in New Orleans (karma). The Pats now dominate all the northeast markets and turn the resulting monetary windfall into paying non-Patriot players NOT to play for ANY team (take that salary cap!). The Pats string together 7 consecutive undefeated seasons competing against teams with rosters made up of Australian-rules footballers (can't pass worth a lick but boy can they punt!) and members of the 1972 Dolphins (more karma)...their string of dominance only halted by the end of the world in 2017 (damn Mayan calendar was always running slow).
Or they could draft Odrick with pick #22 and hope for the best.
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