BREAKING NEWS: Denver signs Bill Belichick to be their Head Coach

Discussion in 'The Practice Squad' started by billdog3484, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. billdog3484

    billdog3484 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    In a stunning turn of events, Bill Belichick has decided to accept the Head Coach position of the Denver Broncos, effectively immediately

    I kid i kid...i had to do it. rough night for all of us around here


    if this gets me banished for a week or so it was well worth it. I couldn't help myself
     
  2. TonyTucker

    TonyTucker Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Just as long as he's not the GM, after seeing his blunders year in and year out.
     
  3. VrabelJr

    VrabelJr In the Starting Line-Up

    Oh my god. This board is becoming insufferable.
     
  4. Efstratios

    Efstratios Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Part of me is feeling this perverse curiosity regarding how the board would react if Edelman signs somewhere else tomorrow. I predict the amount of ledge jumping to go up even higher, and for the number of "I X Danny Amendola, Danny Amendola is X. Can We X Danny Amnedola?" threads to go up by 400%.
     
  5. VJCPatriot

    VJCPatriot Pro Bowl Player

    Too early for April Fools jokes. :p

    But goodness, the Broncos are signing every premium free agent in sight! Where are they getting all the cap space??
     
  6. Efstratios

    Efstratios Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    The future.
     
  7. TonyTucker

    TonyTucker Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Somehow they can pay Forehead all that money and still sign all these guys. Meanwhile, Brady takes a massive pay cut and gets handed a bucket of crap. Belichick would be flipping burgers without Brady.
     
  8. fnordcircle

    fnordcircle brady plz PatsFans.com Supporter

    Wait, is this real, how can this be legal, Goodell will stop it.

    **** you Belichick, you traitor.
     
  9. RayClay

    RayClay Hall of Fame Poster

    I'll admit, that's funny. I knew it wasn't true, though. No way he gets stuck with 26 million guaranteed on a guy who comes up limpring 2-3 times a season.

    By the way, the megabucks is 360 million so go out and buy 100,000 tickets.
     
  10. SVN

    SVN Hall of Fame Poster

    Are you going to repeat this in all the threads a zillion times ?
     
  11. RayClay

    RayClay Hall of Fame Poster

    Actually went 11-5 without him, but don't let facts get in the way.
     
  12. leehanu

    leehanu On the Roster

    That was funny!!! Very rough start to the free agency. That's what we get with cheap owner. Kraft can shove all the dollars saved by not signing anyone while all your competitors spend money to get better(Denver, Colts, Miami...list goes on)
     
  13. Aßßynormal

    Aßßynormal PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Well, at least he's still our GM.
     
  14. Sticky Caulk

    Sticky Caulk PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Miami? Really?
     
  15. leehanu

    leehanu On the Roster

    Every team is trying to improve including Miami. Can't say the same for for Pats.
     
  16. Sticky Caulk

    Sticky Caulk PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Yup. The Patriots never try.
     
  17. fnordcircle

    fnordcircle brady plz PatsFans.com Supporter

    The Pats suck so much. They never spend any money and they also have very little cap available. Jerks.
     
  18. Joker

    Joker PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    help me...I've fallen and I can't get up....
     
  19. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Aw, don't worry. You've always got fantasy football and Madden '14 to fall back on.
     
  20. Nikolai

    Nikolai Football Atheist PatsFans.com Supporter

    I tend to avoid FA day and Draft Day stuff...

    This **** is worse than the Game Day thread. Actually, I think there were better attitudes around here after the AFCCG. :rolleyes:
     

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