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  1. Clonamery

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    I act very childish most of the time so I think I'm much younger than I am and then I read these posts by even more childish so-called fans and I realize I'm too effing mature for my age and that I should be in a rocking chair with a goddamn afghan around my shoulders pissing my pants about all the Pats failures and telling my Jamaican caretaker that my wheatina is too hot and my shoe is untied but then I realize it's March 12th so I go outside to enjoy the warm weather but someone tells me it's going to snow tonight and I tell them they're effing crazy that things don't change overnight but then I log on here and things do change overnight and the world is just like that Malaysian airliner that just (poof) disappeared just like Talib and I start to think maybe our season is over before it really began so I start pissing my pants like all the other coward fans that show up here to express their deep-seeded fears of their lack of control over their lives but then I smell my cinnamon roll raisin bread from Trader Joes toasting up nice and hot (you know the kind you don't even have to butter it's so good) and I think there is joy in the small of things and that the Pats can have some patience and fortitude to get through today and not piss their pants after every move some other team makes every goddamn year. March 12th. Wtf.
     
  2. Froob

    Froob Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    #32 Jersey

    For that money they can have him, plus any coach that leaves his team sucks because his old team doesn't want him. I bet we can get McDaniels to do it for 1/12th of the cost. Much better value imho.
     
  3. 50-yard-line

    50-yard-line Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    You think Miami got better?

    They added Delmas and Brandon Albert, Mitchell...

    They lost Incognito, Martin, Clemons, Soliai, Starks. McKinnie

    Their defensive line is weaker at the moment (Starks > Mitchell...Soliai = Mitchell at least.

    Despite bringing in Albert, their offensive line is a major disaster.

    They traded a speedy cover safety for a hitter who has a hard time staying healthy.
     
  4. RIpats88

    RIpats88 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    Because Denver understands that having all that cap space when you have some scrub as your QB instead of a HOF QB is worthless...their best chance to win a SB is with manning...just like the pats with brady.

    When Mallet is throwing passes into the ground will pats fans care that "well we saved all that cap space by not giving brady prime FAs!"
     
  5. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    After signing BB, the Bronco's traded Elway to Detriot for 2 1st round draft picks. Detriot wastes them anyway so they might as well trade them.

    With the 2 1st round draft picks, the FA signings and now having BB as head coach, Denver hopes to get within 30 points of Seattle in next years Super Bowl.
     
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    Post of the year! :rocker::singing::rocker::singing:
     
  7. Whitt25

    Whitt25 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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  8. elway7

    elway7 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    No way Denver would consider another Lying cheating spying coach like Mcdumbass or the over rated Belichump!
     
  9. jmt57

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    Please tell me all about 'Brady taking a massive pay cut', because that's certainly news to me and surely many others as well.
     
  10. Gronkandez

    Gronkandez 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    Brady took far less than market value in his restructure last year. Everyone knows that.
     
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    Belichick will round up all the old guys and cut them to make room for his son's frat buddies from Rutgers.
     
  12. crew1954

    crew1954 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    As his first move as Denver coach he trades himself, Talib, Welker, Miller, D. Thomas and J. Thomas to the NE for the Pats 2 and 3rd round picks for the years 2021 through 2024.
     

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