DIKEMBE PLAYOFF PREVIEW

FEAR NOT PATS FANS
DIKEMBE HAS RETURNES FOR GOOD!!!

I WILL TELL WHY PATRIOTS WILL BE JUST FINE IN PLAYOFF NO MATTER WHO THEY PLAY

WE HAVE GRONKY KONG- HE IS QUITE UNSTOPPABLE MAN NO? WE STOP THROWING TO GRONKY KONG, TO HELP HIM FROM INJURY (THANK YOU KEVIN FAULK), NOW WE GO TO GRONKY KONG ALL THE TIME, UNSTOPPABLE

WE HAVE THE EDELMAN- HE HAS RETURNED TO THE TEAM! HE IS SO VERY QUICK LIKE CAT AND VERY HARD TACKLE. THE EDELMAN!!

WE HAVE INTERCEPTICON, MALCOLM BUTLER! INTERCEPTICON WILL LOCK DOWN MANY RECIEVER AND GET LOTS OF INTERCEPTIONS!


WE ALSO HAVE CHANDILER JONES- UNSTOPPABLE DEFENSEMAN THAT GETS MANY SACKS

WE HAVE DONTA TRIPOWER- HE HAS THE POWER OF SPEED, JUMPING AND MIND. UNSTOPPABLE


AND WE HAVE TOM BRADY. LEGEND MAN. HE IS READY TO GET RING NUMBER 5.
DIKEMBE PROMISES HIS ABSENCES ARE NECESSARY

Thank you Dikembe

WELCOME BACK!

All is well in the world again. Looks like we are winning the Super Bowl

How many chickens are you recommending to sacrifice next week? One KFC bucket or two?

pheenix11 said:

How many chickens are you recommending to sacrifice next week? One KFC bucket or two?

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IF WIFE ASKS WHY IS TWO YOU BRING HOME, YOU TELL HER DIKEMBE COMMANDED

But Dikembe, the Chosen One has returned from the dead to lead the mighty Broncos ! How can they possibly be defeated ?

pheenix11 said:

How many chickens are you recommending to sacrifice next week? One KFC bucket or two?

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Chandelier Jones is a fixture of our defense.

dikembe said:

DIKEMBE PROMISES HIS ABSENCES ARE NECESSARY

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!!

Awesome stuff. "Donta Tripower."

Dikembe oh great one. I am not worthy to be in your presence, but I am a new believer of yours.

Can you share with me who the Pats will be playing next time so I can make a money offering to the football gods in Vegas?

DIKEMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dikembe said:

DIKEMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well this is fantastic news.

The legend returns!!!