Humor: What is GRONK's species name?

ctpatsfan77 · Oct 9, 2015

So, if most tight ends are Homo sapiens, what is GRONK?

patchick · Oct 9, 2015

Homo fiestus?

TheBostonStraggler · Oct 10, 2015

Tough to determine if Gronk is a Diceros Defensus or Loxodonta Uncoveriblus. 5 or more seasons of prime and highly productive playing should help clarify it.

captain insano · Oct 10, 2015

Gronkenstien!! hes not human.

TheFlyingWedge · Oct 10, 2015

Gronkasurus Tyrannus

Tony2046 · Oct 10, 2015

Gronkzilla.

manxman2601 · Oct 10, 2015

This also might explain his catching prowess.

RayClay · Oct 10, 2015

Gotta be Homo Erectus.

PATS16N0 · Oct 10, 2015

1,500 years ago there was probably a Gronk ancestor that looked just like him, bashing peoples skulls in with a giant war hammer and doing battlefield pelvic thrusts to celebrate

WinstonSmith · Oct 10, 2015

ctpatsfan77 said:
So, if most tight ends are Homo sapiens, what is GRONK?

Most QB's are Homo Sapiens as well but recently a new species was discovered with a higher evolved gag reflex, Romo Sapiens.

nabwong · Oct 10, 2015

Some of my friends are homie sapiens

everlong · Oct 10, 2015

Buchanty · Oct 10, 2015

Homo Brontecava from the Latin words 'bronte' meaning thunder and 'cavum' meaning spike. In this case his actions are multiple so the plural form of the noun is used, thus "thunder spikes"

anditsgood · Oct 10, 2015

Gronkascoreonus

Galeb · Oct 10, 2015

patchick said:
Homo fiestus?

LMAO, I was going to post the same exact thing.

Galeb · Oct 10, 2015

RayClay said:
Gotta be Homo Erectus.

Homo HeWreckedUs

Haley · Oct 10, 2015

Bromo Apian

lurker1965 · Oct 10, 2015

Homo Godzillus. Hey, don't believe me. Ask Rex Ryan.

IcyPatriot · Oct 10, 2015

He is a Transhuman .... that Kurzweil predicted.

Also called Transhumanus Gronkus.

Bradyking12 · Oct 10, 2015

Gronkanoid

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