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The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)


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more SAR....imagine being a Jet fan???...I can't...

SAR I
is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution
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Idzik. Let's recap:

Signs David Garrard. Retires due to known knee issues.

Drafts Geno Smith. Fell like a rock out of the first round.

Signs Mike Goodson. Going to the slammer for two years on drug, weapons, and DUI charges.

The Circus what? Not Clowns anymore what?

SAR I


heh..."WHAT????"
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Also:

Traded the team's absolute best player.
 
more SAR....imagine being a Jet fan???...I can't...

SAR I
is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution
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Idzik. Let's recap:

Signs David Garrard. Retires due to known knee issues.

Drafts Geno Smith. Fell like a rock out of the first round.

Signs Mike Goodson. Going to the slammer for two years on drug, weapons, and DUI charges.

The Circus what? Not Clowns anymore what?

SAR I


heh..."WHAT????"
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SAR I is always fun to read. He's got to be pulling his hair out (might be his hairnet) with that team. :p
 
SAR I is always fun to read. He's got to be pulling his hair out (might be his hairnet) with that team. :p

SAR irritates the piss outa the other Jets fans. For that reason he's fun to read. But he's an egotistical braggart NY elitist prick. Apologies for the redundancies.
 
THAT is ultra hilarity incarnate....
 
LOL! First Geno Smith, now Dee Milliner has fired his agent because he was drafted too low. Milliner looked clearly upset when he was drafted by the Jets. I wonder if he was more upset for not being drafted in the top 5 or by the Jets.

Oh that would be the be-all end-all of JEST suckitude... if their draftees are actually firing their agents because they got them drafted by the JEST... (it's not like agents can really control that... but then again, the Wonderlic doesn't seem to be anybody's long suit in NY)
 
Oh that would be the be-all end-all of JEST suckitude... if their draftees are actually firing their agents because they got them drafted by the JEST... (it's not like agents can really control that... but then again, the Wonderlic doesn't seem to be anybody's long suit in NY)

Not like it wasn't evident on draft night that he wasn't thrilled.....

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The annual Cycle of Despair begins once again:
 

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Loads of laughs on all of the Jests' message boards today.
 
A brilliant Jets fan chimes in on the Mike Goodson situation:

You know, i realize this kid is in a lot of trouble with the law, but looking at this story there're a few positives to be taken out . These kids were wasted and parked their vehicle and went to sleep instead of continuing to drive under the influence.

He spends the last few days in jail and still shows up for the star of OTAs on time.

I wonder if the media will spend anytime focusing on these positives.

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Updates on today's OTA's??

Yes, what bright young men Goodson and his friend were to recognize that they were no longer capable of driving and choose to park their care safely in the middle of Interstate 80 at 3am. Such anti-Jets media bias to not focus on this positive. :bricks:
 
uh....I just can't...uh...I can't even imagine anybody nuttier than Woody Johnson...

Woody Johnson’s team may be sinking faster than a speeding bullet but that didn’t stop him from talking like a super hero on Monday.

The Gang Green owner told reporters at the NFL owners meetings in Boston that the Jets were about “truth, justice and the American way.”


Read more: Woody Johnson on Michael Goodson arrest: NY Jets are about
 
Johnson’s eye-popping quote came in response to a question about Mike Goodson, the Jets’ running back arrested Friday morning on weapons and drug charges but still remains on the team.

now think about that...EYE POPPING....do you have the visual in your minds??...he speaks and...this happens to everyone withing earshot...

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how does this incredibly unsuspecting moron get through a day??? He MUST have a staff that caters to his every need from the moment he gets out of bed...someone to brush his teeth...someone to make breakfast...someone to drive him everywhere...

"where to today, sir?....."

"up, up and away, Jeeves!!!! I'm Superwoody!!!..."
 
uh....I just can't...uh...I can't even imagine anybody nuttier than Woody Johnson...

Woody Johnson’s team may be sinking faster than a speeding bullet but that didn’t stop him from talking like a super hero on Monday.

The Gang Green owner told reporters at the NFL owners meetings in Boston that the Jets were about “truth, justice and the American way.”


Read more: Woody Johnson on Michael Goodson arrest: NY Jets*are about

Maybe he's been possessed by Al Davis. :eek: ;)
 
How does this incredibly unsuspecting moron get through a day??? He MUST have a staff that caters to his every need from the moment he gets out of bed...someone to brush his teeth...someone to make breakfast...someone to drive him everywhere...

"where to today, sir?....."

"up, up and away, Jeeves!!!! I'm Superwoody!!!..."

He might also have a butler like John Gielgud in the original Arthur movie, who asked him:
Do you also want me to wash your dykk for you, you little sch!tt?
 
Dollar for dollar, what other QB in the NFL provides more entertainment than Sanchez?

Earlier today we wrote about Hall of Famer Joe Namath’s comments on expecting big things from New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez this season. On cue, Sanchez goes out and has an awful practice during Wednesday’s organized team activities open to the media.

Sanchez threw three interceptions during team drills Wednesday. Cornerback Antonio Cromartie and safety Jaiquawn Jarrett each had one. Sanchez also threw a pick on a screen pass to nose tackle Damon Harrison
Mark Sanchez throws three INTs in practice - NFL Nation Blog - ESPN
 
now think about that...EYE POPPING....do you have the visual in your minds??...he speaks and...this happens to everyone withing earshot...

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AKA, "a good Sunday" in JETS fan language.

"Yeah yeah thank gawd my eyeballs did that thing the whole 4th quarter, didn't even see the meltdown today..."
 
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