Are you not entertained!

[maverick4]

Saint Dungy: Your fame is well deserved. I don't think there's ever been a head coach to match you. As for this christian man, he insists you are Lombardi reborn. Or was it Jesus? Why doesn't the coach reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
BB: My name is Patriot.


Emmit Smith: People should know when they are blowed out.
BB: Would you, Emmit? Would I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jct]

Someone must POST this on INDYSTAR....

 

[bradmahn]

BB: What does Marcellus Rivers look like?
TD: What?
BB: What country you from?
TD: What?
BB: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
TD: What?
BB: ENGLISH MOTHER******! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
TD: Yes!
BB: Then you know what I'm saying!
TD: Yes!
BB: Describe what Marcellus Rivers looks like!
TD: What, I-?
BB: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother******. Say what one more goddamn time.
TD: He's b-b-black...
BB: Go on.
TD: He's bald...
BB: Does he look like a b*tch?
TD: What?
BB: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B*TCH?
TD: No!
BB: Then why you try to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?
TD: I didn't.
BB: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Rivers don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Rivers.

 

[maverick4]

This thread is comic genius.
It's perfect, Maximus, the wronged man unjustly sentenced, taking it out on the rest of the coliseum.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

From the movie "A Few Good Men":

BB: "You see Peyton, I can deal with your audibles, and your bombs, and silly f.cking commercials. I don't want to hear about your money, and I don't care about your stats. What I do want is for you to stand there in that ***goty white uniform and with your Archie Manning inherited mouth extend me some f.cking courtesy."


Press conference transcript:

Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: I did the job I am paid to do.
Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: You're g0ddamn right I did.

 

[maverick4]

I just made a little profile pic in honor of this thread, it's spot on in terms of what Belichick (aka Maximus) is doing.

 

[jct]

From the movie "A Few Good Men":

BB: "You see Peyton, I can deal with your audibles, and your bombs, and silly f.cking commercials. I don't want to hear about your money, and I don't care about your stats. What I do want is for you to stand there in that ***goty white uniform and with your Archie Manning inherited mouth extend me some f.cking courtesy."


Press conference transcript:

Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: I did the job I am paid to do.
Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: You're g0ddamn right I did.

Gave you 5 stars for this POST.

 

[LoveDemPats]

"Remember, remember, the ninth of
September, the mangini treason and
plot. I know of no reason why the
mangini treason should ever be
forgot."

V for vendetta

 

[Flying Fungi]

No Offense but BB has 5 Superbowl rings and 6 Conference championship rings.
2 NYJ SBs
1 NEP CC
3 NEP SBs

NYG

.......

 

[Absurdly Metro]

Great thread idea!

How about this line BB to Dungy pregame...

"Tony, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

 

[jays52]

God-King Manning: Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for stats.

Leonidas Brady (staring down in signature blue-steel): And I would gladly die for any of mine.

 

[Absurdly Metro]

BB to Peyton:
I know what you're thinking: "Is he blitzing six, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a Belichick defense, the most powerful in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?


Vrabel: Put the ball on the ground.
Peyton: You can have the ball when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Vrabel: Your proposal is acceptable.


Peyton: Have at you!
Rodney: You're indeed brave sir manning, but the fight is mine.
Peyton: Oh, had enough, aye?
Rodney: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Peyton: Yes I have.
Rodney: Look!
Peyton: Just a flesh wound.

 

[Pass_The_Rum]

If I were scripting a dramatic line for Belichick to tell Dungy, it would be something along the lines of: "Dungy, you are a good Christian man. It is good that you fear hell, because I aim to give you a bellyfull of it."

 

[Franchise12]

FROM 300...

POLIAN:bow down to saint dungy or we will destroy you. our dome will prevent rain snow and sunlight.

BELICHICK: then we shall play in the shade.

 

[hambone1818]

Bill Belichick adressing the team before kickoff:

I don't want them to gain a single yard. You blitz ALL night! If they cross the line of scrimmage I'm gonna take every last one of you out! I want you to make sure they remember, FOREVER, the night they played the Patriots!"

(A legitimate chill scene from Remember the Titans, in my opinion, and I'd love to have the same 'holy crap, now THAT'S domination' feeling that I had watching that part by 7pm on Sunday)

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI&NR=1

NFL Sideline reporter babe: "Coach Belichick, what is best in football?"

BB: "To crush yo enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamantation of their fans."

Proceeds to have his way with sideline reporter as camera cuts away...

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI&NR=1

NFL Sideline reporter babe: "Coach Belichick, what is best in football?"

BB: "To crush yo enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamantation of their fans."

Proceeds to have his way with sideline reporter as camera cuts away...

Fantastic! I love it!

 

[jct]

Could we have sumthing along the lines of Polian asking Belichek for the truth:
You can't handle the truth....

 

[Joker]

I'd like to see Polian ala that guy in "Scanners" whose head explodes..

 

[patsonmyback]

This week's bloodbath of biblical proportions will NOT be followed by the customary handshake.

Instead, BB will walk out to the 50 yard line in his signature hoodie and shout:

"Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"

I imagine that the pregame discourse between Saint Dungy and Bill might go something like this:

My name is William Stephen Belicheck, Coach of the New England Patiots, Three Time Super Bowl Champion, Defensive Guru, Pride of Karlovac, The
Greatest Coach in the History of the NFL Since Vince Lombardi. Target of the spygate lynching, Defender of our Dynasty's legacy. And I will have my vengeance, in this game and the rest.

As a true fan of the movie Gladiator, I will say this rank#1 on my list of greatest post of all time.

I feel you.

Are they not entertained!!!!