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  1. Lloyd_Christmas

    Lloyd_Christmas I can delete my own crap! PatsFans.com Supporter

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    This week's bloodbath of biblical proportions will NOT be followed by the customary handshake.

    Instead, BB will walk out to the 50 yard line in his signature hoodie and shout:

    "Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"

    I imagine that the pregame discourse between Saint Dungy and Bill might go something like this:

    My name is William Stephen Belicheck, Coach of the New England Patiots, Three Time Super Bowl Champion, Defensive Guru, Pride of Karlovac, The
    Greatest Coach in the History of the NFL Since Vince Lombardi. Target of the spygate lynching, Defender of our Dynasty's legacy. And I will have my vengeance, in this game and the rest.
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    I must admit, this amused me.
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    This remids me that I've been thinking about how you would really humiliate a team. How about taking a knee with 5 minutes to go and rolling the ball to the other team's sideline?
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    I will laugh if we have the opportunity to run it up on the Colts and then don't. Can you imagine the media storm that would cause?

    And then Bellichick would say "this is what YOU GUYS wanted me to do. Now I do it and I'm a bad guy?"

    LOL LOL LOL
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    Of course, Dungy's comments pretty much guarantee that NE runs up the score if given the opportunity.
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    Absolutely one of the best posts I've ever read! I love that freakin movie! And I love movie quotes in general.

    From Scent of a Woman; Belichick to Dungy
    "I'd show you, but I'm too smart, I'm too old, I'm too effin pissed off! If I were half the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this dome! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know?"

    From Creasy in Man on Fire; Belickick to the NFL
    "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
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    And then before the Jets game, he goes up to Magini, grasps his head between his two hands, kisses him full on the lips, and says...

    "I know it as you, you broke my heart"

    later on Magin goes fishin with Rocco
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    Nonsense.

    Dungy's team's performance
    in the second half of January's game
    pretty much guarantees ... etc., etc.
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    Here Here Nomination for POST OF THE YEAR...
    (I was thinking along the same lines but you beat me to it. Well Done!!)
    :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
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    HHhhhmmmm....ok, sure you were.:rolleyes:
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    No Offense but BB has 5 Superbowl rings and 6 Conference championship rings.
    2 NYJ SBs
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    Saint Dungy: Your fame is well deserved. I don't think there's ever been a head coach to match you. As for this christian man, he insists you are Lombardi reborn. Or was it Jesus? Why doesn't the coach reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
    BB: My name is Patriot.


    Emmit Smith: People should know when they are blowed out.
    BB: Would you, Emmit? Would I?
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    The part about our team being gladiators he did it much better than I imagined.
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    Yeah, but only 3 as a head coach.

    Don't mess with Texas!
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    Great post!"its the stuff dreams are made out of" The game of course.
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    love it ..u missed, I am a faithfull follower of the true Emperor...Mister Bob Kraft"

    great psot
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    Someone must POST this on INDYSTAR....:p :p :p
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    BB: What does Marcellus Rivers look like?
    TD: What?
    BB: What country you from?
    TD: What?
    BB: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
    TD: What?
    BB: ENGLISH MOTHER******! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
    TD: Yes!
    BB: Then you know what I'm saying!
    TD: Yes!
    BB: Describe what Marcellus Rivers looks like!
    TD: What, I-?
    BB: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother******. Say what one more goddamn time.
    TD: He's b-b-black...
    BB: Go on.
    TD: He's bald...
    BB: Does he look like a b*tch?
    TD: What?
    BB: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B*TCH?
    TD: No!
    BB: Then why you try to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?
    TD: I didn't.
    BB: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Rivers don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Rivers.
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    This thread is comic genius.
    It's perfect, Maximus, the wronged man unjustly sentenced, taking it out on the rest of the coliseum.
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    From the movie "A Few Good Men":

    BB: "You see Peyton, I can deal with your audibles, and your bombs, and silly f.cking commercials. I don't want to hear about your money, and I don't care about your stats. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Archie Manning inherited mouth extend me some f.cking courtesy."


    Press conference transcript:

    Q: Did you run up the score?
    BB: I did the job I am paid to do.
    Q: Did you run up the score?
    BB: You're g0ddamn right I did.
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    I just made a little profile pic in honor of this thread, it's spot on in terms of what Belichick (aka Maximus) is doing.
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    Gave you 5 stars for this POST.
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    V for vendetta
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    Great thread idea!

    How about this line BB to Dungy pregame...

    "Tony, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."
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