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  1. Lloyd_Christmas

    Lloyd_Christmas I can delete my own crap! PatsFans.com Supporter

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    This week's bloodbath of biblical proportions will NOT be followed by the customary handshake.

    Instead, BB will walk out to the 50 yard line in his signature hoodie and shout:

    "Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"

    I imagine that the pregame discourse between Saint Dungy and Bill might go something like this:

    My name is William Stephen Belicheck, Coach of the New England Patiots, Three Time Super Bowl Champion, Defensive Guru, Pride of Karlovac, The
    Greatest Coach in the History of the NFL Since Vince Lombardi. Target of the spygate lynching, Defender of our Dynasty's legacy. And I will have my vengeance, in this game and the rest.
     
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  2. TomBrady'sGoat

    TomBrady'sGoat 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I must admit, this amused me.
     
  3. onegameatatime

    onegameatatime Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    This remids me that I've been thinking about how you would really humiliate a team. How about taking a knee with 5 minutes to go and rolling the ball to the other team's sideline?
     
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    RobAllan Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    #12 Jersey

    I will laugh if we have the opportunity to run it up on the Colts and then don't. Can you imagine the media storm that would cause?

    And then Bellichick would say "this is what YOU GUYS wanted me to do. Now I do it and I'm a bad guy?"

    LOL LOL LOL
     
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    TomBrady'sGoat 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    Of course, Dungy's comments pretty much guarantee that NE runs up the score if given the opportunity.
     
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    Absolutely one of the best posts I've ever read! I love that freakin movie! And I love movie quotes in general.

    From Scent of a Woman; Belichick to Dungy
    "I'd show you, but I'm too smart, I'm too old, I'm too effin pissed off! If I were half the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this dome! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know?"

    From Creasy in Man on Fire; Belickick to the NFL
    "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
     
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    #75 Jersey

    And then before the Jets game, he goes up to Magini, grasps his head between his two hands, kisses him full on the lips, and says...

    "I know it as you, you broke my heart"

    later on Magin goes fishin with Rocco
     
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    Nonsense.

    Dungy's team's performance
    in the second half of January's game
    pretty much guarantees ... etc., etc.
     
  9. Lampshade

    Lampshade Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Nice.

    etc.
     
  10. jct

    jct Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Here Here Nomination for POST OF THE YEAR...
    (I was thinking along the same lines but you beat me to it. Well Done!!)
    :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
     
  11. PatriotsReign

    PatriotsReign Hall of Fame Poster

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    HHhhhmmmm....ok, sure you were.:rolleyes:
     
  12. jct

    jct Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    No Offense but BB has 5 Superbowl rings and 6 Conference championship rings.
    2 NYJ SBs
    1 NEP CC
    3 NEP SBs
     
  13. Lloyd_Christmas

    Lloyd_Christmas I can delete my own crap! PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Saint Dungy: Your fame is well deserved. I don't think there's ever been a head coach to match you. As for this christian man, he insists you are Lombardi reborn. Or was it Jesus? Why doesn't the coach reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
    BB: My name is Patriot.


    Emmit Smith: People should know when they are blowed out.
    BB: Would you, Emmit? Would I?
     
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    jct Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    The part about our team being gladiators he did it much better than I imagined.
     
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    Lloyd_Christmas I can delete my own crap! PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Yeah, but only 3 as a head coach.

    Don't mess with Texas!
     
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    #91 Jersey

    Great post!"its the stuff dreams are made out of" The game of course.
     
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    Lampshade Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    I'm stealing that.
     
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    Patsmaniac Practice Squad Player

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    love it ..u missed, I am a faithfull follower of the true Emperor...Mister Bob Kraft"

    great psot
     
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    PatriotsReign Hall of Fame Poster

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    Better than I could have as well! ;)
     
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    AWESOME!!!!!
     
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