Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[mosey threetupu]

Sooner or later a thread over there will be "This is the year! Part XI"

That one comes right after the annual The Pig is Ripe For the Slaughter thread.

 

[Tunescribe]

It was fun last season to watch the Jesters and their fans come so close to the playoffs and predictably puke all over their jerseys at the last moment.

Strange thing: when a Jets fan pukes on his jersey, no one can tell the difference.

 

[Tunescribe]

Agreed. Glad to see it's back. Feels like a hole in my soul when the "Jets Suck" thread isn't active.

And to get it started from our end...

Jet fans... baggin' the hot chicks since the 60's!

So, that was the last time a girl kissed you? Good thing you had someone available to photograph it for posterity.

 

[Tony2046]

Which Jets fan in his mother's basement?

Good point. I didn't know trailers had basements.

 

[Tony2046]

Agreed. Glad to see it's back. Feels like a hole in my soul when the "Jets Suck" thread isn't active.

And to get it started from our end...

Jet fans... baggin' the hot chicks since the 60's!

Wait what?? Hot chicks??? Isn't this a picture of two 10 year olds??

 

[Tunescribe]

Wait what?? Hot chicks??? Isn't this a picture of two 10 year olds??

JetFan79 lists himself on his profile as a 36-year-old male. So, that photo was taken roughly 26 years ago.

Of course, it's all a big joke because those are actors from a television show. No way would that happen in real life. (But I suspect JetFan79 carries it around in his wallet anyway.)

 

[JetFan79]

Wait what?? Hot chicks??? Isn't this a picture of two 10 year olds??

Lol c'mon, I was like 10 at the time (JetFan79 = born in '79). When that show aired, Winnie Cooper was a freakin' babe.

 

[JetFan79]

JetFan79 lists himself on his profile as a 36-year-old male. So, that photo was taken roughly 26 years ago.

Of course, it's all a big joke because those are actors from a television show. No way would that happen in real life. (But I suspect JetFan79 carries it around in his wallet anyway.)

People have to be told those are actors? ****, I am getting old.

 

[Joker]

geez...this is so sad...your entire existence the Jets have sucked....star crossed at birth obviously

 

[Tony2046]

Lol c'mon, I was like 10 at the time (JetFan79 = born in '79). When that show aired, Winnie Cooper was a freakin' babe.

Just giving you ****. All in fun.

 

[Tunescribe]

People have to be told those are actors? ****, I am getting old.

Your secret is out for all the world to see. It isn't real, just a fantasy. Just like the Jets' Super Bowl prospects.

 

[JetFan79]

geez...this is so sad...your entire existence the Jets have sucked....star crossed at birth obviously

I can never be called a front-runner. With that said, once I started watching baseball, I made the wise decision to be Yanks fan instead of a Met fan.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

This question is like "if a tree falls in the woods..."

If the Jets go 0-16, and they never even have a lead during the season, is Todd Bowles smiling?

 

[Wax Frog]

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This picture is giving me severe cognitive dissonance.

 

[MitchKumstein]

I can never be called a front-runner. With that said, once I started watching baseball, I made the wise decision to be Yanks fan instead of a Met fan.

Its those New York fans that made the unfortunate decision to be a fan of the Jets and Mets that really deserve the world's pity

 

[Tunescribe]

Its those New York fans that made the unfortunate decision to be a fan of the Jets and Mets that really deserve the world's pity

I don't know what demographics might have to do with it, but it seems that most Jets fans also are Mets fans, and most Giants fans also are Yankees fans.

 

[Clonamery]

I don't know what demographics might have to do with it, but it seems that most Jets fans also are Mets fans, and most Giants fans also are Yankees fans.

The Mets n Jets once shared a home.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Mets n Jets once shared a home.

Duh -- I forgot about that.

 

[Clonamery]

Duh -- I forgot about that.

You can't blame them really, monosyllabic team names that rhyme. Makes it very easy on their fan base...no flash cards necessary.

 

[Tony2046]

The Mets n Jets once shared a home.

They called it the ETS stadium.