Idle Thoughts, Where is Patfanken?

[Nikolai]

In the midst of all the carnage of last week and the really high highs of this week, I've missed seeing Patfanken's "Idle Thoughts". His last post is September 7, but I didn't see a "see ya later" post. I could have understood wanting to be away from this board after last week's disaster, but I'm a bit surprised he's not back yet.

I hope he's soaking up some sun in the tropics or something; getting away from these cold-ass nights we've been having. Anyone know where he is?

 

[borg]

I believe he went on a quest......to the ends of the Earth......to find and retrieve Dante.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I hope he is well and it's just a temporary lack of internet access.

 

[BlueThunder]

I think he spent the week scouting the Vikings in Minny for BB.

 

[shmessy]

'Ground Control to Major Ken.....Ground Control to Major Ken.......'

 

[Gwedd]

Hopefully he comes back soon. I always enjoy his posts.

 

[borg]

Hopefully he comes back soon. I always enjoy his posts.

My favorite PatsFanKen thread..."I didn't watch the game...but this is what I thought"....and he still nailed it

 

[mosey threetupu]

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

 

[Nikolai]

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

It's possible, but if so, I have a feeling he'd have outwitted them into signing over their cars and houses by this point.

Though what exactly he would do with a bunch of Firebirds and double-wides is beyond me...

 

[Danger Zone]

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

Why would they kidnap Patfanken? I highly, highly doubt those losers are even capable of recognizing intelligent, objective thinking let alone appreciating it.

 

[rochrist]

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

Even the JestInsiders aren't trying the new JI board.

 

[Tunescribe]

Well, obviously Patfanken is idle.

 

[Joker]

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...

I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

 

[dales804]

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...

I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

For anyone that watched Arrested Development:

 

[PP2]

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...

I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

I got this:

 

[reflexblue]

Where is Patfanken?

Wandering the Earth perhaps?

 

[1960Pats]

Why would they kidnap Patfanken? I highly, highly doubt those losers are even capable of recognizing intelligent, objective thinking let alone appreciating it.

I actually posted on JI that they would be wise to pay attention to what Ken has to say. They scoffed at the idea and called him a troll. As we all know, it was their loss.

 

[Gwedd]

Well, obviously Patfanken is idle.

Any thoughts on that?

 

[ddanny1992]

Too many thoughts for him to break down, takes a long time to type it out, currently hiring highly trained monkeys to do the typing for him. No monkeys available, goes AWOL.

 

[Ivan]

I'm actually concerned about ken, this is unlike him imo.