Dear Jets Fans: It's True - - We Pity You

[Gwedd]

While I know what you mean (especially given an injury report that belies the Patriots 5-1 record, and may mean they're closer to parity with the Jets than we'd like to believe) the reality is that Jets fans, players and coaches continue to invoke the bad karma in their delusional, bombastic and obnoxious attitude that belies decades of epic failure as an organization.

I WOULD have pity if they showed some humility. (For example I sympathize with humble Cubs fans and hope they are rewarded someday soon)

For the Jets we're constantly barraged by a head coach and players who are constantly acting as if they're perennial Super Bowl contenders - even boldly predicting Super Bowl titles in the recent past. Twice. :wha:

The reality is, the last time the Jets were in a Super Bowl, man had yet to walk on the moon.

The reality is the New York Jets have yet to surpass the Houston Oilers in AFC East division titles.

As long as their fans, players, coaches and owner continue to conduct themselves the way they have for so long, I expect their record of "success" will continue.

Word.

To my mind, the biggest difference between New England and the New York Football Jets, is that in New England, everyone is all about the team. Individuals second their personal success to the team in order to create "The Machine" which will grind out wins.

For the NYFJ, it's all about personal accomplishments first, and their record shows why that's such a problem.

New England knows how to take ten fingers and make two fists.

The New York Football Jets are still giving each of their fingers a name.

And Karma, yeah....... I believe in Karma. She exists and feeds off of people like the Jet's fan base. They make her smile.

 

[shmessy]

Word.

To my mind, the biggest difference between New England and the New York Football Jets, is that in New England, everyone is all about the team. Individuals second their personal success to the team in order to create "The Machine" which will grind out wins.

For the NYFJ, it's all about personal accomplishments first, and their record shows why that's such a problem.

New England knows how to take ten fingers and make two fists.

The New York Football Jets are still giving each of their fingers a name.

And Karma, yeah....... I believe in Karma. She exists and feeds off of people like the Jet's fan base. They make her smile.

Let's face it.

We've been incredibly blessed to watch them suffer under the Patriots' supremacy.

 

[Gwedd]

Let's face it.

We've been incredibly blessed to watch them suffer.

Yes. Yes we have.

I make it a point to never relish another person's suffering, but in their case, I'll make an exception.

 

[Kontradiction]

Who are these "Karma people" and why are obsessed with them?

People talk about karma here all the time and I've yet to see one indication where I'm "obsessed with them", if that's what you meant.

Still waiting on the citation where I forgave the rookie for running his mouth.

 

[shmessy]

People talk about karma here all the time and I've yet to see one indication where I'm "obsessed with them", if that's what you meant.

People talk about Gostkowski's filed goal percentage all the time too - - but that's not what this thread is about. You're the only one who introduced and obsessed about "karma" in this thread.

This thread isn't about karma.

Start your own thread about "karma" if it is so important to you. You can start with a discussion of this:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/260153-I-don-t-see-how-the-Pats-can-beat-us

(but it better be in a separate thread from here on out, pal).


I, and most everyone else here, am thoroughly enjoying the past decade and a half of the Jets and their fans continually getting their endzones kicked on national TV by our Patriots.

If you choose not to enjoy that and want to obsess about other areas to worry about, then that is your prerogative. I'm having a BLAST. You can grasp your worry beads.

Is there a 25% chance the Pats lose tomorrow? You bet. NE is playing with 2 hands tied behind their back injury-wise. But the future and management of this franchise is MILES ahead of Woody Johnson's frauds.

 

[crew1954]

a very intelligent explanation, Shmessy. Any common moron could understand what it is you are saying.

Jet fan, however, is NOT just some common moron. In fact, moron is too generous a description for Jet fan IMHO. Sub-moronic is the way I see it...that is, so stupid he does not know it and continues to live and breathe among normal people as if he should be taken seriously...when derisive laughter and pity is all he'll ever garner.

Interesting lingistical paradox here. Since 'moron' is a perjorative, wouldn't a "sub moron" ( under or less than a moron) be a backhanded compliment, that the subject was not quite a moron?

We need a term that means " more moronic than a moron". Supermoron? Hypermoron?

In Jetsfansland it could have even a different meaning, where juvenile submoronic Jets fans aspire to be full on Morons like their dads.

 

[Joker]

Not sure if sub-moronic is proper English usage but I hyphenated to stress the idea that their mental acuity is BELOW that of a moron. Others have also used this term to the same end...

sub-moronic - definition and meaning

then there is the Wickionary definition....

submoronic - Wiktionary

notice ...no hyphenation.

 

[crew1954]

Not sure if sub-moronic is proper English usage but I hyphenated to stress the idea that their mental acuity is BELOW that of a moron. Others have also used this term to the same end...

sub-moronic - definition and meaning

then there is the Wickionary definition....

submoronic - Wiktionary

notice ...no hyphenation.

Yeah, but these definitions are talking about run of the mill morons. Recent research has indicated that a Jets moron is a unique species, not a subspecies of general morons.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Break Brady's leg or arm before the 2nd quarter then maybe the Jets have a chance to win.

stay classy jets fans

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

PatsFans.com = COWARDS


thread of pure gold

Our mere presence induces panty soiling outrage with some.

Patsfans is Pom Pom Central, make the slightest non ball washing observation about anything and you're labeled as a know nothing ingrate.

posted from a pats fan

+1. To put it in a different perspective, my least favorite poster on JI is patfanken. He is probably one of the best posters on patsfans.com. So the best posters there would be among the worst posters here.

another "pats" fan

 

[Archeryaddict12]

PatsFans.com = COWARDS


thread of pure gold




posted from a pats fan



another "pats" fan

It is pure gold. Only from the JESTS!!!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

JI is still in business? I remember the good old days with SAR.

 

[Deus Irae]

PatsFans.com = COWARDS


thread of pure gold




posted from a pats fan



another "pats" fan

I think my favorite line in that thread was

Thread after thread is one Patriot fan agreeing with another. That's it!

Some of their observations were legitimate, but that claim had to have been the product of a drug addled mind.

 

[Joker]

well, Deus...that is because they are so stupid they don't know the difference between a THREAD and a string of posts in a particular thread, the Jets Suck thread, wherein, Pats fans are in almost unanimous agreement. Again, not to belabor the point (atop their shrunken little heads), Jet fans are NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer. They are very dull, extremely stupid human beings with seemingly no comprehension of the futility of their very existence.

 

[Tunescribe]

They are very dull, extremely stupid human beings with seemingly no comprehension of the futility of their very existence.

They are victims of self-inflicted mental torpor and emotional ******ation.

 

[shmessy]

What the hell is Jetsinsider.com?

Help me understand this: Why would ANYONE aspire to be a "Jets Insider"?

That's like enrolling in culinary school in order to become an expert in salmonella.

 

[Tunescribe]

What the hell is Jetsinsider.com?

Help me understand this: Why would ANYONE aspire to be a "Jets Insider"?

Is that like enrolling in culinary school in order to someday become a cook at McDonalds?

Sounds like someone wishes they could fly in the Hindenburg.

Someone needs to photoshop the Jets logo on a photo of the flaming Hindenburg.

 

[Deus Irae]

Another of the funny aspects of that thread is that they are praising their site for allowing posters from other teams, while at the same time calling for the Patriots fans to be banned.....

I think Patsfans is too hard on most opposing fans, and the hardcore homers here are as bad as they are saying, but JI is a freakin' cesspool. The fact that Ray Ray hasn't been banned forever from JI really tells you all you need to know about that ****hole.

 

[Tunescribe]

Another of the funny aspects of that thread is that they are praising their site for allowing posters from other teams, while at the same time calling for the Patriots fans to be banned.....

I think Patsfans is too hard on most opposing fans, and the hardcore homers here are as bad as they are saying, but JI is a freakin' cesspool. The fact that Ray Ray hasn't been banned forever from JI really tells you all you need to know about that ****hole.

I was banned there. Never once used bad language. Just logic and common sense, which they consider offensive.

 

[supafly]

So I finally decided to see what all the fuss was about and made a trip over there.

All I can say is WOW...

I stopped shortly after seeing the poll where it currently has 100% agreement that the Jets win the game tomorrow.