Rumor: PatsFans post cap casualties

[Keegs]

Speaking of post counts, I notice NEM is again at the top of the list. He was gone and his user title was "Banned" just a few days ago. Now it's back to normal and he's again listed on the members list.

What's up with that?

I hope nem is back.

His posts are hilarious.
He just saves them on his computer and then cuts and pastes different names.

 

[PATRIOTS-80]

I think he was already banned.

LOL

 

[JoeSixPat]

hilarious.

I am looking forward to the potential play of PFnV and PonyExpress. Those guys are locked up in cheap long term rookie deals, and I hope we'll use our extra cap space to re-sign vets like AndyJohnson, BrdMaverick, and JoeSixPat.

As much as I'd love to divulge details of my ongoing negotiations, doing so might lead to tampering charges against another team's fan website.

 

[psychoPat]

Too fab, youseguyz !
Five stars.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Gumby, d%#*!@t!

 

[fgssand]

I'd like to see a few more posters like TheArchives who take the

contradictory side of issues. Too many posters claim Bill Belichick and

Scott Pioli are infallible.

Might it be the three Superbowl wins? Or Four AFC Championship games? Or the five division crowns (four in a row) all in SIX years - that might make people like me claim they ARE infallible??

Please tell me what they have to do to make your claim of infallibilty, dumbass??

 

[signbabybrady]

Might it be the three Superbowl wins? Or Four AFC Championship games? Or the five division crowns (four in a row) all in SIX years - that might make people like me claim they ARE infallible??

Please tell me what they have to do to make your claim of infallibilty, dumbass??

to support Fgs if you want to contridict the infalibilty of BB and SP go to a rival message board because most here are happy with the work these guys have done.

 

[pats1]

I'd like to see a few more posters like TheArchives who take the

contradictory side of issues. Too many posters claim Bill Belichick and

Scott Pioli are infallible.

When do those two take the contradictory sides of issues?

I think you're glorifying them a bit too much. (a bit?!?)

 

[spacecrime]

I'd like to see a few more posters like TheArchives who take the

contradictory side of issues. Too many posters claim Bill Belichick and

Scott Pioli are infallible.

Bull. Show me some posts where people claim BB and SP are infallible. Stop making crap up and go home to Raider Nation. What you hear here is that BB and SP are very good at what they do.

In fact, some of us think the BB and SP are the best coach/personnel man combo out there. Most of us, probably.

You want to hear more posters like TheArchives, either go some place where most of the forum thinks BB and SP are not doing a good job, or better yet, see a psychiartist and get your noodle fixed.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patsfans.Com To Be Active in Free Agent Market?

FOXBORO -- Patsfans.Com is rumored to have immediate targets in the free-agent bulletin board market, according to BulletinBoardBulletinBoard.com.

Patsfans has been eyeing several high profile free agents, including LARamsFan, RyanTheColtsFan, and Warhorse. Neither Colts poster could be reached for comment, but LARamsFan released a brief statement.

"I am tickled pink to be UNDER CONSIDERATION of the EVIL EMPIRE!!!! My agent advised me not to talk further FOR LEGAL REASONS," LARF posted Tuesday. "MWAHAHAHAHA IT WORKED," he added enigmatically.

Although the "Visitors Locker Room" on Patsfans is under investigation for tampering, none of the three high-profile free agent posters actually stayed there, and so their signing would not be tainted by the investigation.

In other Patsfans news, PatsfanEuropa standouts MikeTheBrit and GomezCat have been brought in, after showing steady improvement through the 2006 campaign. One high-profile veteran was let go, according to sources, but no source will name him publically.

Turning to the draft, Patsfans scouts have been combing through collegiate bulletin boards, looking for standout posters at both inside and outside slacker, as well as corner slack and offensive innuendo positions. While Patsfans has been characteristically guarded about prospects, Patsfans will likely look for value and versatility from the college programs, valuing post-study and hard work over swagger. Anybody who catches Ian's eye on draft day, however, can expect a gruelling training camp. Just the game breakdown threads can go for dozens of pages, and grown men have torn their own heads off rather than read some of PatsFanInVa's tomes.

Of course, there will be the usual assortment of street free agents available to provide warm bodies in camp, hungry posters a year or two out of college, or who never attended college at all, just looking for a roster spot. While they don't bring a polished pro posting presence, their raw energy toughens up the squad before the real season begins, and they're usually not afraid to hit. The problem comes when injuries set in, and battered egos take their toll.

"It's one thing to have that guy in camp in July," said one moderator. "But developing one that makes the starting roster takes a lot of patience."

 

[Flying Fungi]

I am contemplating retirement, but do not want to strap the team with any dead cap hits...

 

[marty]

This is going to open up some big holes on the bboard roster. Anybody have suggestions for big-name, overpriced, past-their-prime FA acquisitions?

I heard through "league sources" that bamson might be making a comeback and would be available. I say Ian should bring the guy in for a try-out. The guy could easily fill the NEM slot, as well as special teams.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

I heard through "league sources" that bamson might be making a comeback and would be available. I say Ian should bring the guy in for a try-out. The guy could easily fill the NEM slot, as well as special teams.

You forgot to put "special" in quotes. :nono:

Fungi can't retire, with all the talk of cutting me to avoid paying the roster bonus, he's the veteran presence needed to steer the newly formed Kelvin Kight Bongo Bandwagon.

 

[Patjew]

Reportedly Patschick87 and Patjew will qualify for the new minority roster exception by having actual minority names in their aliases.

That does NOT mean I will play for less than fair market value. I have a family to feed, and you cannot feed a family on yarmulkes.

 

[GHOSTOFSAMGASH]

you guys are wild:rocker:

 

[gomezcat]

You forgot to put "special" in quotes. :nono:

Fungi can't retire, with all the talk of cutting me to avoid paying the roster bonus, he's the veteran presence needed to steer the newly formed Kelvin Kight Bongo Bandwagon.

We can't you; we would take a hit on the "Likely To Be Written" Bonus, which would cost us thousands. You're going to have to see out the next season.

 

[gomezcat]

That does NOT mean I will play for less than fair market value. I have a family to feed, and you cannot feed a family on yarmulkes.

Yeah, that's what you said last Passover, when you "fed your family" with gold- dusted Matzos and 150 year old vintage sweet wine.....

 

[Mike the Brit]

you cannot feed a family on yarmulkes.

... a family of goats, maybe.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I am contemplating retirement, but do not want to strap the team with any dead cap hits...

Truth is, this guy is only retiring because he's about to be suspended for failing a drug test (posting while not high).

Don't worry. We'll lure him back with the chance to star in a TV ad campaign -- strap line: "What's in your Whizzinator?"

 

[patchick]

Reportedly Patschick87 and Patjew will qualify for the new minority roster exception by having actual minority names in their aliases.

I'm hoping that the coaching staff will appreciate my versatility. As a chick and a Jew, I could save a roster spot.

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