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Old 10-12-2008, 05:32 PM   #1
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Amazon.com: Shocked by the Bible: The Most Astonishing Facts You've Never Been Told: Joe Kovacs: Books
shocked by the bible: The most astonishing facts you've never been told (hardcover)

among the little-known facts kovacs explores are:
  • jesus said no one has gone to heaven except himself
  • the bible never says jesus died on a friday or rose from the grave sunday morning
  • "christmas" is not mentioned in the bible
  • "easter" has vanished from the bible
  • god wanted to kill moses
  • "god the father" is never mentioned in the old testament
  • there weren't just two of every kind of animal aboard noah's ark
  • the worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded in the bible
  • noah, abraham, isaac, and jacob were not jews
  • jesus made personal appearances on earth in the old testament
  • the bible tells you not to eat your dog or cat for dinner
  • god ordered many of his own people to get divorced
  • elijah did not cheat death by riding a chariot to heaven
  • and many more
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just a few of the issues explored include:
  • the bible doesn't say jesus died on a friday or rose at sunrise sunday morning
  • no wise men at all visited baby jesus in a bethlehem manger. (they actually met jesus for the first time in a house when he was a young child, not a babe in a manger)
  • the practice of decorating a tree with silver and gold is actually condemned by god
  • god never said "let me make man in my image"
  • "easter" has vanished from the bible, yet many christians still revere the name of that ancient fertility goddess as something holy
  • god sought to kill moses
  • noah, abraham, isaac and jacob were not jews
  • there were not just two of each animal aboard noah's ark
  • the bible doesn't say noah's ark landed on "mount ararat"
  • jesus did not come to make everyone understand his message
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Can Christians handle the truth about this?

Did you know ...
  • God ran lotteries ... I am going to pray for advice.
  • Nagging wives are mentioned in Scripture Jesus felt our pain?
  • Women's breasts are celebrated in the Bible Jesus was a t!t man?
  • There's a character in the Bible called a "dumb ass" We have a few here also.
  • Underwear didn't disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use That is nasty.
  • The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded Had to be Moses ... sitting on that cold damp hill for many days.

  • Jesus was a New England Patriots Fan ... I added that one ... I am sure he would have been.
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2 Samuel 12:7

Looks like a coupla Pats fans to me...

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