Va_Pats_Fan
Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job
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"DEAR EDITOR: I am 29 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Super Bowl for the Patriots.
"Bill says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Super Bowl for the Patriots?
"Tom Brady.
"The Razor."
TOM, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of an espn age. They do not believe except [what] they see on sportscenter. They think that nothing can be which is not predicted by Borges. His mind, Tom, we all know, is little. In this great universe of ours football is king, the ultimate, in its glory, as compared with the mundane sports world about it, as measured by the sports fan capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Tom, there is a Super Bowl for the Patriots. It exists certainly as Patriots Beer Bratwurst exist, and you know that they go great with beer and lobster at a tailgate. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Super Bowl for the Patriots! It would be as dreary as if there were no colts to beat. There would be no childlike T.O. antics, no wildcards, no Cower to frown when you beat the Steelers. We should have no enjoyment, except in preseason and draft day. The eternal fire which Patriots fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Super Bowl for the Patriots! You might as well not believe in curses! You might get your Bill to hire men to watch all the game day tapes to win a Super Bowl for the Patriots, but even if they did not win the Super Bowl this year, what would that prove? Nobody believes in a Super Bowl for the Patriots, but that is no sign that there is no Super Bowl for the Patriots. The most real things in the world are those that neither pundants nor swami's can see. Did you ever see Manning win a superbowl? Of course not, but he has no defence. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the superbowls that are winable in the next 10 years.
You tear apart Bill's gameplans and see how he beat you, but there is a veil covering the unseen plan which not the greatest coach, nor even the united brainpower of all the greatest coaches that ever coached, could tear apart. Only passing, running, and great D can push aside that curtain and view and picture the dominance and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Tom, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Super Bowl for the Patriots! Thank GOD! The Patriots live, and they live forever. A thousand years from now, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, they will continue to make glad the hearts of fans.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Super Bowl for the Patriots.
"Bill says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Super Bowl for the Patriots?
"Tom Brady.
"The Razor."
TOM, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of an espn age. They do not believe except [what] they see on sportscenter. They think that nothing can be which is not predicted by Borges. His mind, Tom, we all know, is little. In this great universe of ours football is king, the ultimate, in its glory, as compared with the mundane sports world about it, as measured by the sports fan capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Tom, there is a Super Bowl for the Patriots. It exists certainly as Patriots Beer Bratwurst exist, and you know that they go great with beer and lobster at a tailgate. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Super Bowl for the Patriots! It would be as dreary as if there were no colts to beat. There would be no childlike T.O. antics, no wildcards, no Cower to frown when you beat the Steelers. We should have no enjoyment, except in preseason and draft day. The eternal fire which Patriots fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Super Bowl for the Patriots! You might as well not believe in curses! You might get your Bill to hire men to watch all the game day tapes to win a Super Bowl for the Patriots, but even if they did not win the Super Bowl this year, what would that prove? Nobody believes in a Super Bowl for the Patriots, but that is no sign that there is no Super Bowl for the Patriots. The most real things in the world are those that neither pundants nor swami's can see. Did you ever see Manning win a superbowl? Of course not, but he has no defence. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the superbowls that are winable in the next 10 years.
You tear apart Bill's gameplans and see how he beat you, but there is a veil covering the unseen plan which not the greatest coach, nor even the united brainpower of all the greatest coaches that ever coached, could tear apart. Only passing, running, and great D can push aside that curtain and view and picture the dominance and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Tom, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Super Bowl for the Patriots! Thank GOD! The Patriots live, and they live forever. A thousand years from now, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, they will continue to make glad the hearts of fans.
