With apologies to Cecil B. DeMille, a feature film based on the early Patriots, (ending with the current team of course), would be the greatest story ever told.
Talk about truth being stranger than fiction.
http://www.rextrailer.tv/ This guy used to have a sidekick named Pablo.
Strange but True AFL Stories
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THE WILDMAN VERSUS THE CLOWN
LARRY "Wildman" EISENHAUER, DE Boston Patriots 1961-69
Larry Eisenhauer was nicknamed "Wildman" by his Patriot teammates because he liked to do wild things.
Such as running out onto Kansas City's snow-covered Municipal Stadium field clad in only his helmet and jockstrap. Or his hitting his head on metal locker doors. Or ramming his forearms thru locker room walls to psyche himself up. Yet this was nothing as compared to one of the AFL's goofier episodes — a cruel tackle of a clown!
It involved the rookie six-foot five-inch, 255-pound defensive end Eisenhauer and a middle-aged, five-foot three-inch, 110-pound clown named Pablo. What makes matters worse is that Eisenhauer’s bruising tackle was captured on film and shown on a popular Boston kiddie show called Boom Town. The show starred Rex Trailer and his comic sidekick, Pablo the Clown.
The Boom Town producers thought it would be funny if skinny Pablo tried out for the Patriots. The Boston players agreed to go along with the gag. Pablo joined the Patriots on the practice field wearing an old-fashioned football uniform.
The script called for a mock scrimmage where Pablo would get the handoff and zigzag his way through the Patriot defense for a touchdown. The producers knew the kids at home would laugh at seeing pro football players running around and falling down as Pablo scampered past them.
The script was good, but the TV people had overlooked one important factor — Eisenhauer. He hadn’t gotten his nickname for nothing. As I said before, Eisenhauer would get so psyched up before a game that he would punch anything, walls, doors, lockers — even his teammates weren’t safe. He once put his helmeted head through a locker room wall in War Memorial Stadium. Unfortunately, the director of the show didn’t know about Wild Man or about his fierce dedication to football.
As the cameras rolled, Pablo began snaking his way through the Patriot defense. Everythig was going smoothly until Pablo scooted down to the 20-yard line past the last defender. It just happened to be Wild Man.
Suddenly, Eisenhauer was overcome by his killer instinct. All he saw was an enemy player running for a touchdown. And he had to stop the enemy. Eisenhauer let out a terrifying roar and charged after the clown.
Poor Pablo. With his eyes as big as footballs, Pablo ran for his life but it was no contest. At about the five-yard line, Eisenhauer jumped on his back and squashed him. Boomed Eisenhauer, “Nobody gets across our goal line. Not even a clown!â€
Pablo was buried in the turf, gasping for breath. The TV crew rushed to his aid. Then they turned and chastised Eisenhauer.
“I’m kind of ashamed of it now,†he [admitted]. “But I just couldn’t stand to see anybody score on us if there was a chance I could stop him. He was slow, so it wasn’t any trick catching him. I didn’t really hurt him. I just sort of jumped on his back. Why give the guy a free touchdown?"