Transcript of Brady / Pioli meeting from WEIE

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

WEIE just released this transcript from an "undisclosed source" who taped last night's meeting between Pioli and Brady...

Apparently, there were several other players in the room, including RuShay Caldwell, "Drive Killin" Corey Dillon and Rodney Harrison & Richard Seymour, who both really, really still miss Deion Branch...

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Pioli: "Excuse me... what the he!! went on out there tonight?"

Brady: "Well, Corey's scared, 'cause his arm hurts. We need a live... is it a live rooster?.... we need a live rooster to take the curse off RuShay's reciever gloves and his eyes keep puffing open real wide, and nobody seems to know what to get Deion for a housewarming gift for his new place in Seattle. That about right? We're dealing with a lot of she-ite!

Pioli: "Well, ah... tell Corey we're used to him being injured, and RuShay - get yourself some Visine - it gets the red out, and candlesticks always make a nice gift...and maybe you could find out where Deion's registered... maybe a place setting, or a silverwear patten. OK? Now, Tom, come on, get that tall black sock on your shin, get out there and speak to the Boston Pirahnas - er - media, and let's get focused on the Bengals!"

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

The same source recorded this transcript from the Patriots post-game meeting:

Belichick: "You guys. You lollygag on offense. You lollygag your way down the field on special teams. You lollygag in and out on possession changes. You know what that makes you?!?!?! JOSH!!!!!

McDaniels: "Lollygaggers!!"

Belichick (throws helmets and pads that crash in the shower): "Lollygaggers!!"

 

[Born_a_Patriot]

Everyone in this Forum is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.