Totally OT: made a new friend on a walk last week

[BTTA]

I named him "Commissioner"

 

[Dr Pain]

I named him "Commissioner"

Very cute and cuddly

 

[Koma]

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

 

[Galeb]

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

It does. Rattle snakes only strike when provoked and warn you before they do.

 

[BTTA]

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

It does. Rattle snakes only strike when provoked and warn you before they do.

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

 

[Galeb]

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

Richard.

 

[RobertWeathers]

"I hate snakes."

Indiana Jones

 

[Tony2046]

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

Send it to a Goodell's house and call it the Commissionator..

 

[oldrover]

"Bob... give me the mil and the draft picks... and I'll take it easy on Tom."

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

The snake might be cold blooded; at least it has a heart.

 

[Mainepatsfan54]

 

[anditsgood]

Im offended that you would dare call a slithering, venomous, earth crawling creature such as a snake a roger Goodell

Its offensive to snakes around the world

Nothing should be called a RG, nothing

 

[XLIX]

I think that comparison is patently unfair. On the one hand you have a creepy, belly crawling, slithering, disgusting creature that lives in the muck and grime and on the other hand you have a snake.

 

[The Gr8est]

I think that comparison is patently unfair. On the one hand you have a creepy, belly crawling, slithering, disgusting creature that lives in the muck and grime and on the other hand you have a snake.

This thread along with the Cincinnati Gorilla incident got me to fantasizing what would happen if the Omissioner was to fall into a snake exhibit at the zoo.

But reality dashed my vision when I realized that the snakes wouldn't bite Roger out of professional courtesy.

 

[Jackson 2]

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

Tattle snake Kensil...

 

[XLIX]

This thread along with the Cincinnati Gorilla incident got me to fantasizing what would happen if the Omissioner was to fall into a snake exhibit at the zoo.

If he fell into the gorilla enclave, the zoo would dispatch animal handlers with guns and tranquilizers. Their instructions would be to shoot Goodell.