The Onion's NFL Draft Winners and Losers

[KDPPatsfan85]

NFL Draft Winners And Losers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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• New York Jets: Addressed some needs, but at the end of the draft found themselves with the same obnoxious fans in the stands and Tim Tebow on their roster
• Mel Kiper, Jr.: As always, the draft's biggest loser

 

[Gumby]

Here is the only other quote worth reading:

New England Patriots: All their draft picks are now Patriots players; those guys usually turn out to be effective

and if that didn't make you laugh; ... well join the club & now you dont need to waste the click on the url.

 

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Here is the only other quote worth reading:



and if that didn't make you laugh; ... well join the club & now you dont need to waste the click on the url.

Your opinion is wrong.

Cleveland Browns: In one of the most endearing stories of the draft, the Browns used a first-round draft pick to select Colt McCoy's biological father

Was the best of the bunch.

Also, the page is like 10 sentences. This is 2012, does clicking a link really take that much time on your 2400 baud modem?

 

[BradyFTW!]

Their take on the Bengals was pretty much spot-on.