The Onion on Belichick

[ctpatsfan77]

It's only one paragraph, so just read it. . . .

Bill Belichick Announces This Final Season He Will Coach In Current Mortal Form

 

[slam]

More credible than Seth Wickersham.

 

[Kontradiction]

LMAO, the Onion lands again.

 

[BTTA]

They should do a "Patriots as Game of Thrones" characters thing.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

EPIC!!!

 

[Gwedd]

I'm looking forward to Coach building a massive "Fortress of Solitude" from which he will rule the Patriots and act as a go-between for the Gods of Football, whose brilliant ranks he will soon join.

 

[Bonzo]

Do yourselves a favor and jam the "Bill Belichick" tab over there. The last five years' worth of articles are some of The Onion's alltime best work.

 

[fnordcircle]

I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at an Onion headline than the "Le'Veon Bell admits real reason for holdout is that he forgot how to run."

 

[Soliel]

That’s hillarious