The official: "I'm sticking with the Pats no matter what" thread

[Oswlek]

Oswlek--as you said in another thread, I want to enlist in the Patriots, too.



But what if Tom Brady eats your kids or Vince Wilfork runs off with your wife?

Well, I can't really hold it against her if she runs off with Vince. He is incredibly sexy. Hell, I might run off with him if he offered.