Semi-OT: Apparently Joba has seen the future . . .

[ctpatsfan77]

. . . and he doesn't like it, according to FESPN.

LINCOLN, Neb. -- New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, speeding and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle.

Nebraska State Patrol spokeswoman Deborah Collins said Chamberlain was stopped for speeding on U.S. 77 near his hometown of Lincoln at about 1 a.m. Saturday.

 

[LiveShot]

The memory of the black flies makes him drink to forget.

 

[Wildo7]

mandatory minimum 7 days in jail

 

[VJCPatriot]

mandatory minimum 7 days in jail

Unless you're a celebrity or a baseball player. Watch him get a slap on the wrist.

 

[Real World]

He should tell the jury he was on his way home from a "Legs & Eggs" breakfast or something.