Report: Brady to pursue career in stand up comedy

[SHOWTIME15]

LOL

Tom Brady reportedly considering career in stand-up comedy

Today in the land of bad ideas, Tom Brady is considering a new career in comedy.

www.cbsnews.com

Gossip website Radar Online reported that Brady "has drawn up a game plan for a new career in stand-up comedy" to keep himself busy in his post-playing days.

 

[TheRainMaker]

Oh boy.

 

[festy1986]

TMZ has this as a roast.

He's not actually gonna pursue comedy. I can't buy that lol.

 

[sb1]

Brady topic in the main forum. Mods?

 

[Sicilian]

"What's the deal with cover-2 defenses these days, am I right? I mean the only thing easier than suckering a mike linebacker into an under coverage is selling $100 recovery pajamas to desperate yuppies! Hello? Is this thing on? Anyway... anyone here ever vacationed in a private villa in Brazil?"

 

[Steve102]

Part of me says "he's not funny", then I remember this:

 

[Guts]

Damn man you got your TB notifications to a tee

 

[203Pat]

That would be more painful to watch than him going to Tampa.

 

[Pape]

@Ian
man, thank you for the ignore thread function

 

[WinstonSmith]

He should steal Jone Rivers plastic surgery set:

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

I wish I had a twin so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

 

[Grogan14]

He can be the opening act for Belichick, who is hilarious.

 

[signbabybrady]

Bill is funnier than TB

 

[RobertWeathers]

The roast would be must -watch viewing.

I can see guys like Matt Light, Koppen, etc going off on him.

 

[BTTA]

Standup requires dozens and dozens of lonely public failure experiences. Just don't see him choosing that.

 

[The Brandon Five]

Yeah, given how it went on SNL I think he should stick to NFL commentary.

Peyton, on the other hand, is actually funny.

 

[Sicilian]

Standup requires dozens and dozens of lonely public failure experiences. Just don't see him choosing that.

I feel like the brutality of those failures would be amplified 100 fold because he's already a household name. Regular comedians can go to underground nightclubs, refine their material in front of small crowds that will forget about them by the next morning and get better. No way in hell a Brady comedy show is going under the radar anywhere. His growing pains would be an exposition nationwide.

 

[Ross12]

Hopefully he doesn't try to get a high five from the audience.

 

[Guts]

Hopefully he doesn't try to get a high five from the audience.

 

[sb1]

The source of this is the same gossip site that hinted Brady was a “locker room laughingstock” with his teammates over his divorce. #GrainOfSalt

Tom Brady's Teammates Turned Him Into The Locker Room Laughingstock During Gisele Bündchen Divorce, Months Before Second Retirement

Tom Brady's teammates gave him no support or sympathy during his emotional divorce, possibly contributing to his retirement decision.

radaronline.com

 

[Patsfan1958]

Peyton, on the other hand, is actually funny.

Yeah, but looks aren't everything.