OT: Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide

[weswelker#83]

Source:
Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


I laughed so hard at this. My favorite one was:
Dallas Cowboys
Intangibles: **** the Dallas Cowboys and every ******* thing they stand for; special teams.

 

[SuperPatsFan]

Not really funny, just vulgar and profane.

JMHO.

 

[Angry Man]

I normally find The Onion funny... but that line about Brady getting injured pissed me off.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Not really funny but the Sanchez reference was a bit humourous

 

[ALP]

the best one about the pats has been covered, the whole miami one was funny though, putting all the focus on the heat rather than the fins, though the "dissapoint like never before" line was pretty good

 

[jah]

Most of these are great.

 

[BradyFTW!]

lighten up, that was funny. If that's the worst they could say about the Pats, then that's a compliment anyways.

 

[Gwedd]

lighten up, that was funny. If that's the worst they could say about the Pats, then that's a compliment anyways.

Yes.... they are resigned to the Patriots winning the Division again, despite everyone else's prayers for them to have a 4-12 season. :rocker:

 

[VectorPrime]

This is funny as all hell. The Onion is always spot on.

 

[efin98]

Not really funny but the Sanchez reference was a bit humourous

Can I chip in $10 to buy you a sense of humor?





Those were funny but the take on others are even funnier especially the Cowboys.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Can I chip in $10 to buy you a sense of humor?





Those were funny but the take on others are even funnier especially the Cowboys.

I'm still laughing about the Raiders' entry. Vikings too.

 

[ausbacker]

The Onion is pretty funny if you have the acquired taste for it. Let's be honest, it's all a bit of jest and if the way people compete with the Patriots is through needing Brady on the sidelines, then so be it.

 

[Patjew]

I liked it. For some reason this Broncos entry made me giggle:

Player To Watch: Brady Quinn should have an interesting year, as he has been vigorously studying the Denver phone book

 

[JonVaughnTD]

The Patriots are an old team?

 

[Calciumee]

Except the Brady remark, I found it very funny Rex Ryan leading by example

 

[Kontradiction]

Yeah, that one pissed me off a bit too. But the best one on the Pats was the one where we will probably pull another 12-4 season out of our ass.

Why? That's how most non-Pats fans honestly feel about the Pats. Miami's intangibles and the Jets' strengths are the best parts about that one. Good stuff, as usual, from The Onion.

 

[resdubwhite]

Except the Brady remark, I found it very funny Rex Ryan leading by example

Thought the Brady remark was envious to be honest. Not sure they really want to see him hurt

 

[Calciumee]

Thought the Brady remark was envious to be honest. Not sure they really want to see him hurt

Yeah I know, I still don't like to see it It's like if I saw something that said they wanted Gerrard or Torres injured, I'd be annoyed at that

 

[resdubwhite]

my favourite.

Eagles
Player To Watch: Michael Vick's athleticism as he walks up and down the sideline, sits down on a bench, and jumps up whenever he thinks his name is called but realizes the coaches are talking to another Michael, is something to marvel at

 

[resdubwhite]

It's like if I saw something that said they wanted Gerrard or Torres injured, I'd be annoyed at that

You and I are destined never to be buddies..