Officer: Care to explain what you're doing drunk in this car sir?
ML: I'm just here so i don't get fined.
Officer: We need you to step out of the car now.
ML: I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Trying to play innocent, nice, and diplomatic.... The problem is when a cop asks you to do something and you're too ignorant to understand that they are legally empowered and have the right to do that. Entitled moron. Sad to see him involved with this. I prefer to see a fat whiny emasculated millennial with tight pants and a man bun get ganked and cuffed.