NEW ARTICLE: What Did Tom Brady Say During His Netflix Roast? Here’s the Full Transcript

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What Did Tom Brady Say During His Netflix Roast? Here’s the Full Transcript
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Here's what New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had to say during his roast on Netflix Sunday night.

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[Scotty]

Some brilliant stuff in there.

 

[jmt57]

Five best Tom Brady lines, in no particular order:

“Peyton and I, we go way back. When we started playing, Brett Favre was still faxing his d**k picks, and Antonio Cromartie only had one kid.”​

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“Professor Gronkowksi. My boy. Thank you for being here. Despite everything we’ve seen here tonight, Gronk was actually useful on the field. Although, the bar for Patriots tight ends was actually pretty low back then. Block, catch, don’t murder.”​

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“I don’t want to get the NFL too upset. I’m trying to buy a piece of the Raiders. I’m tired of owning just the Colts and the Bills.”​

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“Buffalo fans call themselves the ‘Bills Mafia.’ How are you the f*****g mafia? At least the mafia has a ring you can kiss.”​

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“Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest? It helps when all your fans are 14-year-old girls.”​