Michael Hurley Satirizes the Media Trolls :)

[Fencer]

Humbled And Humiliated, Tom Brady To Make Season Debut After Serving Shameful DeflateGate Suspension

NFL employees had done an impeccable job of properly recording every necessary measurement, starting in pregame (except when referee Walt Anderson didn’t record the PSI readings of the footballs and then lost them), moving along to halftime (when they measured 11 Patriots balls with different gauges, got wildly different readings, and then measured only four Colts footballs, getting readings below the allowable limit on three of them but thinking nothing of it and also failing to mark down the sequence and time of the measurements), and after the game (when they measured just four of the Patriots’ footballs as a random representative of the balls used in the game). Truly, it was a remarkable showing of efficiency, one for which the NFL has never received proper attention.

 

[Todd Bradley]

Clearly it's sarcasm, as Hurley is extremely pro-Patriots.

Too bad many of the fans in the comments don't realize that.

 

[ThatllMoveTheChains!!!]

Clearly it's sarcasm, as Hurley is extremely pro-Patriots.

Too bad many of the fans in the comments don't realize that.

To be fair Mort could write garbage like that and be serious. Then after it was proven Brady won in court "correct" it to say Brady would've lost had it not been for a minor technicality.

 

[Fencer]

Given that numerous "facts", including the core one, are false on a level even Mort or SAS would get correct, I shudder at the IQ of anybody who thought he was serious.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Goody is being vague about disclosing the readings because he and his mionons of incompetent buffoons will f__k it up if they tried.

 

[Koma]

Given that numerous "facts", including the core one, are false on a level even Mort or SAS would get correct, I shudder at the IQ of anybody who thought he was serious.

There's someone in the comments who claims to have a Masters in Education, but completely missed the sarcasm.

 

[BelizePats]

How can anyone with a pulse miss that this is sarcasm?

 

[ctpatsfan77]

How can anyone with a pulse miss that this is sarcasm?

Because good satire is often indistinguishable from trolling.

 

[pats4life12]

I'm a big Hurley fan, but that would make sense I'm a homer.