Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by Snarf, Dec 31, 2007.
Do the Cheerleaders count??
1. Any of the offensive linemen. They make me look svelte and clean cut.
2. Rodney Harrison. I'd ask what HGH could do for me.
3. Lonnie Patton. We could swap tattoo horror stories and do snow angles outside in the yellow snow, which got that way from us, following inebriation.
It'd have to be Chris Hansen just before the Super Bowl.
I'd slip him a roofie, steal his uniform, and get a chance to be part of the team for that historic game.
I'm optimistic that playing an NFC team we won't have any need for a punter, so the absence of the real Chris Hansen won't be noticed.
I was thinking Brady for the same reason but then I realized how expensive his strawberry daiquiris would be. :bricks:
You're reaching, dude.
And I would choose Bill Belichick, myself. He's got to be interesting as hell.
Logan Mankins, he looks like a beer drinker and an intelligent guy.
maybe its because i'm a few years older than most of you, but i'd definitely choose belichick. heck i'd buy him dinner at Grill 23 and let him pick the wines (a potentially expensive proposition there). a friend of mine was his neighbor when he was working in new york. he's apparently a genuinely nice guy when he isn't trying to motivate an nfl team or deal with the media. this is a guy who is going to make a whole boatload of money selling his brain and his story after he stops coaching.
Tedy's a recovered alcoholic, unfortunately. I always wondered why he never did beer commercials until finding that out.
I'd have a couple pops with BB.
Same here. He's the one guy I fantasize about meeting and talking with.
Among the players I'd say Vrabel -- smart, funny, and aware of what's going on in all phases of the team.
Wes Welker............and we would have to do body shots
Bob Kraft is also a great party animal.
Get him to do a speech afterwards!
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