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Humor: Mike Reiss, comedian

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Reiss noted today that the Patriots signed an UDFA DT named Bill Murray. For the record, this is Bill Murray:



When someone asked about it, Reiss responded:

 
The Bill Murray jokes were worn out within about 4 hours of this pick.
 
I'm laughing silently, you just can't tell from my audio or face

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How many times am I going to hear this stuff?

This feels like freaking ground hog day.
 
Hopefully when he plays he won't be The Man Who Knew to Little and as far as bad puns go....Nothing Lasts Forever.
 
What about Bob?
 
Personally Im happy that Sammy found himself a playmate
 
Ultimately...





 
How many times am I going to hear this stuff?

This feels like freaking ground hog day.

Who else are you going to call about it?












 
How many times am I going to hear this stuff?

This feels like freaking ground hog day.

They're saying, "this is the year the Patriots win without Brady"...

No it's a couple of guys over here...
 
This is bad even by Mike's standards...
 
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