Absolutely effin offensive.

[captain stone]

The worst effin gameplan I have ever, ever seen; and I'm an old fart. Simply effin ******ed. I don't give a flying fluck that we have a whopping 3-point halftime lead; these geniuses better get their heads outta thier bungholes and slow the game down. Otherwise, our old, slow, piss-poor tackling defenders will have heart attacks just trying to catch their breaths.

 

[Arrrr]

Sacked! lollercaust!