43 Year Old Tom Brady now selling readers/eye glasses

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tasmlab

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Early forties is when your eyes start getting bad for small type and low light. I wonder if he'll be able to read the plays on his arm-band thing.

In a couple of years maybe he can start selling adult diapers and reverse mortgages.
 

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Early forties is when your eyes start getting bad for small type and low light. I wonder if he'll be able to read the plays on his arm-band thing.

In a couple of years maybe he can start selling adult diapers and reverse mortgages.
He can take over for Trebek selling term life insurance whenever Trebek kicks the bucket (hopefully not anytime soon).
 

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Costco sells a 3 pack of damn fine readers for $16 ($12 last month)

With the $551 in savings compared to 3 of Tompa Boy’s clunky looking specs that Milton inspired, you could buy 1 Yoko coffee table book, 3 Tompa Boy signature yoga pads, 2 hours of Alex Guerrero inspired man treatments at a TB12 glute-rub clinic, 5 cases of non-FDA approved TB12 concussion water, or 7 packages of Tompa Boy Brazilian nuts,

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Steve:Section 102

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My Tom Brady Social Media Fatigue is growing. I unfollowed him a couple months ago. His snarky shtick when I retire in 20 years is already grating on me. Yes, I am bitter. Retire a Patriot, you fahk. Suck it up and deal with Bill's Johnny Foxboro chit. Made you a gazillionaire with your six rings that you wouldn't have gotten anywhere else. You want input in the roster? Like Aaron freakin Rodgers? What's he won? Peyton? Him too. You lost your way, just shut up, play shuffleboard down in Florida like every other retiree.


*sigh*
 

PatsWSB47

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I've been a Brady fan since I first saw him leading the third string guys down the field in a preseason game in 2001 where he won the number 2 QB job from Damon Huard. I've tolerated his Uggs, TB12, his luxury cars etc. but eye glasses is the final straw! The OP hit the nail on the head with this one.....knocked it out of the park! :evil:
 

FirstAndGoal

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As someone said, if all you have is normal age related farsightedness, get yourself a few cheap readers. Save yourself a lot of money. I've got a complicated prescription so I have progressives to correct for just about every condition but even I have cheap readers to toss on if I'm not using my glasses for sports.

If you're young and you don't think you'll need them (ha ha). I had 20/17 vision at one point. Now I have to correct for everything :). Once you hit your 40s and if you look at computer screens all day like I do, you'll see :) . I started with nearsightedness, added astigmatism, then finally added farsightedness to my wonderfully screwed up eyes. I could get it corrected but I'm too cheap for lasik and not about to get one of those $500 dollar eye jobs. I think of Tom Cruise in Minority Report when I see those advertisements. :excited:
 

sb1

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Better than TB12 doing it. Then it's probably $100 for a pair of all natural organic pliable nose pads for your $2000 glasses, and another $200 for the strap.
 

PatsWickedPissah

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And in 30 years he'll be selling expensive lens implants. Got mine and I'm back to 20/15 and no reading glasses. Go for it Tommy Boy!
 

upstater1

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I've been to enough away games to know that when chants of "Brady is a lady" go up, it's time to point out that the most effeminate player in NFL history is also the greatest player in NFL history.
 

Teej

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According to P.T. Barnum-Brady these glasses are another tool in the toolbox that will give you a competitive edge. LOL!

The Diva must really be sad he can't prance around Tompa Bay wearing his fine fashions.
 

Teej

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Brady must have decided he needed some glasses after his golf outing with Phil, Tiger and the forehead.
 

Pape

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Brady must have decided he needed some glasses after his golf outing with Phil, Tiger and the forehead.
Fivehead... all the hgh he took his wife bought ina The last few years of his career made his forehead grow....
 

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