Nice Article: Why the Patriots S**k

[PatriotsReign]

I actually got a kick out of this one.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247

Take pride, Boston. No one will ever topple you. You are ****. You ace every category of Bad Fandom: self-pity, racism, arrogance, whininess, racism, entitlement, paranoia, racism, defensiveness… all of it. Thanks to your ultimate defeat in Ballghazi, you are now a permanent voting bloc of the pathologically insane and stupid. Look at Toilet Boy Bill Simmons trying to wring a SECOND horrible bit out of Ballghazi months and months after the fact. This man is a sociopath, just like the rest of you.[\QUOTE]

 

[JMC00]

I get that series is suppose to be a joke. But it's clear he let his Pats hatred write that one. Most of the **** he puts is either just wrong or a contradiction

 

[oldrover]

I actually got a kick out of this one.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[Galeb]

Is the author a poster here?

 

[reflexblue]

I get that series is suppose to be a joke. But it's clear he let his Pats hatred write that one. Most of the **** he puts is either just wrong or a contradiction

Yeah its hard to come up with legit reasons why the patriots suck, but the brady watching a butterfly was a hoot.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

After reading a couple paragraphs (at random), people like this shouldn't have jobs as it makes no positive contribution to anything really. Other than making bad people look ok in comparison.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

I enjoyed reading why the Jets suck as well. I would have read the rest but you can only read so much of the **** before it gets old.

 

[BradyFTW!]

The point of this series is that it's geared toward people who are just looking for a reason to **** on the team, and don't necessarily want facts or basic reason to get in the way.

From that perspective, this article sure did accomplish its goal.

 

[goheels22002]

The author calls the Patriots fanbase "a river of human sewage."

Wrong. We're not human.

We're superhuman.

 

[Froob]

Meh, kinda weak. Big Bang Theory quality.

 

[mihap]

Your temporary replacement QB is softcore-porn-movie-pizza-boy Jimmy Garoppolo
The only funny thing here. Other stuff is pure hate and not funny

 

[Wheelman]

This one sucks, the 2015 version is better.

 

[patfanken]

Naw, I got a few laughs out of that one. The Brady butterfly one was laugh out loud. Thanks for the find. I never enjoyed in being so utterly insulted before.

 

[WhoaDirty]

Grumpmaster Flash might be my new favourite nickname for the Hoody.

 

[BritPat]

WYTS is a terrific series. Lacking a little bit of oomph this year for most teams, although the Packers one is awesome.

 

[deters]

Meh, kinda weak. Big Bang Theory quality.

God i hate that show. Some of the worst TV comedy I've ever seen.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Deadspin might be an equal opportunity offender.

Still, I can think of 31 teams that suck more, at least six of them that seriously suck more.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Meh, kinda weak. Big Bang Theory quality.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The author calls the Patriots fanbase "a river of human sewage."

We're more like, a reservoir.

 

[Canuck]

The Brady butterfly was a gem. The rest just seems normal after reading comments on articles about the Patriots on PFT.