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Finally some sense...Dan Wetzel's column today

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Not sure if there are other columns/articles that wonder @ BSPN's allegations like Dan does.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/allege...tons-parties--the-patriots-way-191617766.html

Thank you sir for having the common sense to ask the right questions.

This has became a soap opera and just a matter of time before Mort from BSPN claims that league sources informed him that the Pats are now trying to deflate the NFL* by joining AFL.
 
Some of the amusing observations:

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"• It's undeniable the Patriots knew Andy Reid would mismanage the clock in Super Bowl XXXIX. This was either via clandestinely recorded tape or the fact they watched any Eagles game Reid ever coached. Somehow, years of enraged callers on Philly sports radio also figured this out."
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". On "Mike & Mike," Goodell denied that the NFL told the Patriots to suspended locker room guys John Jastremski and Jim McNally. This runs counter to many media reports that claim the Patriots acted only because the NFL was going to suspend them anyway. So someone is wrong here. Regardless, this is mostly semantics because Jastremski and McNally can't return to work until NFL vice president of football operations Troy Vincent approves.

Taking Goodell at his word – we know, we know – does that mean if this was solely the Patriots' call, the franchise can un-suspend them and attempt to bring them back as the ultimate troll job to the Colts and Ravens?

"I just feel terrible they are not with our team," Brady said, which caused the Indianapolis Star message board to combust in rage.

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• Other teams were so certain that someone was breaking into their locker room and stealing their play sheets that they created fake play sheets to trip up the Patriots. (Can you imagine how bad Buffalo's fake plays were?) Why didn't they just set up a camera and catch New England's thieves in the process and get Belichick banned from football forever? Or have a security guy pop out of a locker in an otherwise empty locker room?

Honestly, if the AFC East is so incompetent they couldn't bust this, they deserved to lose every game."


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"Martz, in a damning item, said Goodell pressured him to release a statement saying he was fine with the NFL's quick investigation into spygate even though he wasn't. The story surmises that Goodell needed Martz's support to keep U.S. Senator (and Eagles fan) Arlen Specter from opening a huge investigation.

Martz did his part and no big hearing was ever held in Washington. This is everything you need to know about the NFL.

Where there may have been a real scandal, nothing much happened. To make up for that failure, everything happened where there may not have been any scandal at all.

So we know everything about Ideal Gas Law and nothing about locker room break-ins."
 
• Other teams were so certain that someone was breaking into their locker room and stealing their play sheets that they created fake play sheets to trip up the Patriots. (Can you imagine how bad Buffalo's fake plays were?) Why didn't they just set up a camera and catch New England's thieves in the process and get Belichick banned from football forever? Or have a security guy pop out of a locker in an otherwise empty locker room?

Hmm...perhaps Buffalo should have used those plays. Because the real play sheets weren't working very well.
 
So they thought the Patriots were stealing their playbooks so they created a fake one to give them? So their "source" for this latest allegation was a Brady Bunch episode!
 
I think this is the best part of the entire article:
Dan Wetzel said:
...and not a single NFL team was capable of designing a simple defensive scheme to catch a bumbling play-sheet theft ring … yet we must apparently believe the same genius coaches came up with actual defensive schemes that would've worked if not for that cheating Bill Belichick.
 
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/allege...tons-parties--the-patriots-way-191617766.html

"Several [Patriots coaches and employees] acknowledge that during pregame warm-ups, a low-level Patriots employee would sneak into the visiting locker room and steal the play sheet, listing the first 20 or so scripted calls for the opposing team's offense. (The practice became so notorious that some coaches put out fake play sheets for the Patriots to swipe.) Numerous former employees say the Patriots would have someone rummage through the visiting team hotel for playbooks or scouting reports."

Wait, wait, wait … so the Patriots were flat-out breaking into locker rooms and visiting team hotels to physically steal play sheets and other material?

And we just spent millions of dollars on PSI levels? These acts are possible felonies and, by far,the most damning thing ever alleged against the team, or maybe any NFL team. This isn't videotaping opposing coaches from the sideline rather than the stands, which was allowed. This isn't a question over whether the Deflator just needed to take a leak.

This is straight up, big-time cheating, like holy-smokes-level cheating.

If true, there are no excuses or explanations for this. Every other item ever brought against Bill Belichick and the Patriots is minor compared to it. This is a monster of a charge.

Which speaks to how wild the "As the Patriots Turn" soap opera really is? That item – that bombshell item – came 2,834 words into the ESPN story.

When it takes nearly three thousands words to get to that, you're having quite a morning. But, hey, it's the Patriots – nothing and everything makes sense at the same time.

Like any good drama, the entire morning begs a million questions. Here are a few:

• If the Patriots were covertly sending low-level employees into opposing locker rooms to steal play sheets, how in the world did New England ever lose a game? The Patriots had a defense featuring Tedy Bruschi, Willie McGinest, Richard Seymour, Ty Law, Rodney Harrison and other all-time greats. They also knew the plays the other team was running. Yet they didn't win each game 77-zip? Why did they always need Adam Vinatieri to bail them out?
Someone might want to fire Belichick for being such a lousy coach.

• Other teams were so certain that someone was breaking into their locker room and stealing their play sheets that they created fake play sheets to trip up the Patriots. (Can you imagine how bad Buffalo's fake plays were?) Why didn't they just set up a camera and catch New England's thieves in the process and get Belichick banned from football forever? Or have a security guy pop out of a locker in an otherwise empty locker room?


Honestly, if the AFC East is so incompetent they couldn't bust this, they deserved to lose every game.

• Of course, later in the story it was revealed New England considered the Dolphins and Bills in particular as being "less sophisticated" and thus easy targets. So it all kind of adds up in the end.

* Do you know one of the Dolphins coaches during that era? Belichick's close friend Nick Saban. Awkward.
 
Wetzel is like a blend of Jeff Kessler and Bill Simmons.
 
I think this is the best part of the entire article:

I agree! He sure has a fantastic way of blending humor when revealing the stupidity of the smears.

btw, I thought it was ok to copy/paste some of the contents as long we give the source. Isn't that what SVN did? I ask only because I too did the same and want to ensure that I don't trip any of Ian's rules. Thanks for pointing it out.
 
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