Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:

Jete fans are delusional, but funny theres irony with Darnold. I think on a good team with good coaching he MIGHT have been a decent QB. However their own team will absolutely ruin him. Im predicting by 2021 season latest, they will begin searching for a new QB.

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He reminds me of a less athletic, weaker armed John Elway.

He’s built more like a linebacker. Both are highly inaccurate and attempt to make up for it with athleticism/arm strength. Elway could do it because (a) he was a much better version of Darnold athletically, and (b) his style of play was more suited to the game 20-30 years ago where throwing 57% was cool as long as you could run and hit some home run plays.

I was never impressed with Darnold as a prospect. I don’t see any other current long-term successful QB who resembles him. Roethlisberger is the closest but has the accuracy Darnold does not (and strong odds say he won’t “develop”it.)

His ceiling is Eli Manning level with the hope he’ll dumb luck his way into some unlikely postseason success and sprinkle in a few pro bowls (which aren’t hard to earn anymore.). More likely he’ll be a an excellent clipboard holder on another team.

I’m a lot more concerned about Miami’s fortunate move to nab Rosen. May bust but prototypical QB athletically and has potential to be great to elite.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

He reminds me of a less athletic, weaker armed John Elway.

He’s built more like a linebacker. Both are highly inaccurate and attempt to make up for it with athleticism/arm strength. Elway could do it because (a) he was a much better version of Darnold athletically, and (b) his style of play was more suited to the game 20-30 years ago where throwing 57% was cool as long as you could run and hit some home run plays.

I was never impressed with Darnold as a prospect. I don’t see any other current long-term successful QB who resembles him. Roethlisberger is the closest but has the accuracy Darnold does not (and strong odds say he won’t “develop”it.)

His ceiling is Eli Manning level with the hope he’ll dumb luck his way into some unlikely postseason success and sprinkle in a few pro bowls (which aren’t hard to earn anymore.). More likely he’ll be a an excellent clipboard holder on another team.

I’m a lot more concerned about Miami’s fortunate move to nab Rosen. May bust but prototypical QB athletically and has potential to be great to elite.

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Dam Darnit is NOT a franchise quarterback, he'll be an average-at-best placeholder for the position however long he lasts in New Jersey. Of course, everyone associated with the Jete will claim otherwise since a king's ransom was given up for him. He's got a ton of pressure on his shoulders going forward.

It's interesting to note the Jete currently have five QBs listed on their roster. I wonder why so many.

The genius Jets coaching staff have 5 quarterbacks in case the first 4 get injured.

Jete fans call Tom Brady "Tommy"...just pointing this fact out for your edification as Jets Suck aficionados ...

Tunescribe said:

Dam Darnit is NOT a franchise quarterback, he'll be an average-at-best placeholder for the position however long he lasts .

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Every quarterback the jete draft is a place holder for the next rodent place holder. And on and on it will go.

reflexblue said:

Every quarterback the jete draft is a place holder for the next place holder. And on and on it will go.

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Last year weren't we having this same conversation at about the same Bat Time on the Same Bat Channel?

maust1013 said:

Last year weren't we having this same conversation at about the same Bat Time on the Same Bat Channel?

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Thats a big 10/4

THIS explains the Jete conundrum at QB and just about everything else...

The Mercenary has one thing right: everyone will forget about him and the Jets come January. Not like he needs the reps, though, since it’s not like he just skipped a whole season and is joining a new team.

This turd doing the bare minimum is the least surprising thing since Wilkerson lived at a permanent all-you-can-eat buffet the moment he got paid from the green suckers.

Joker said:

THIS explains the Jete conundrum at QB and just about everything else...

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This looks like a Jets chastity belt.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

The Mercenary has one thing right: everyone will forget about him and the Jets come January. Not like he needs the reps, though, since it’s not like he just skipped a whole season and is joining a new team.

This turd doing the bare minimum is the least surprising thing since Wilkerson lived at a permanent all-you-can-eat buffet the moment he got paid from the green suckers.

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What the hell kind of word is "tryna"? Also, his faux enthusiasm shines through when he says, "I want to desperately show everybody ... " In other words, he WANTS to feel desperate but can't because he's Leveon Belch and just doesn't care enough -- a real Freudian slip. So, this out-of-shape toad is going to suddenly show up "when it's time to play football" because that's the "formula" that works for HIM. He already has thrown his new team under the bus and it's only May. But on the other hand you can't blame the guy for minimizing his time in New Jersey after finally realizing they don't actually practice and play in New York.

TomPatriot said:

This looks like a Jets chastity belt.

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Being that the only thing besides losing the Jete do is talk this is the only chastity device they need

So it turns out Edelman likes the Jete...because every time he plays them they lose

There's an (ahem) informed unbiased opinion

JetFan79 said:

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Yes, we all understand Mark Sanchez knows what it takes to win as he looks for a job after being dumped by his fifth team.

The Jets are far more likely to go 3-13 than they are 13-3.

TommyD4207 said:

The Jets are far more likely to go 3-13 than they are 13-3.

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Without question the Jete will have an occasional winning season. What they won't have is sustained success.

For some reason every 1st year coach for the Jets has a winning season. And then the next year starts...

slam said:

For some reason every 1st year coach for the Jets has a winning season. And then the next year starts...

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It’s because they have a 4 year plan.

Year 1 - Fill your absurd amount of cap space (since your team sucks and couldn’t extend any homegrown players) and buy a bunch of overvalued free agents. Hire new coach, finish with 9-10 wins, and hope for playoffs.

Year 2 - Regress to a 7-8 win team as you no longer have a lottery draft pick, all of a sudden you don’t have much cap space, and players underperforming their huge contracts becomes a domino effect.

Year 3 - Hype up that the team was better than their record last year, but enter real cap hll since the the deferred giant contracts from year 1 become due. Hands tied to improve at all, it put it in coach’s shoulders with unrealistic playoff ultimatum. 4-6 win team.

Year 4 - Go into “rebuilding/tank mode” while blaming the coach for failure and making him a lame duck while cutting veterans and creating the absurd cap space again that led to this downfall to begin with. Compete for worst record, promise huge changes and free agency splash in offseason. Fire coach and promise new one is better. 3-4 win team.

Then repeat cycle.