JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[WhatJustHappened]

mAaron....mAaron......

 

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[neckroll#14]

They literally have to work at being this big of a clown show...

 

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Aaron Glenn apparently didn't get the memo ...

 

[reflexblue]

Aaron Glenn apparently didn't get the memo ...

 

[signbabybrady]

The final score lol

 

[jimnance]

Google AI assesses the Jete offseason thus far (below). The prognosis appears grim as they reportedly are focusing on roster "development" and forging a "new culture," per inarticulate motormouth coach Aaron Glenn.

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A new " culture"?
The only culture the Jete have ever had is the slimy one in a petri dish

 

[Steve102]

You simply cannot script this stuff. They are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

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You simply cannot script this stuff. They are the gift that keeps on giving.

I've long suggested the Jete offer good material for an R-rated HBO sitcom. You could take storylines direct from their last 56 years of history without making anything up. But network honchos probably would reject them as too outlandish. I mean, a legendary star quarterback texting **** pics to a team employee? A head coach with a foot fetish? Another star QB who does darkness retreats and misses team activities to vacation in Egypt? A spoiled kid first-round quarterback who chases MILFs and bedded his mother's best friend? And those just scratch the surface.

 

[signbabybrady]

I've long suggested the Jete offer good material for an R-rated HBO sitcom. You could take storylines direct from their last 56 years of history without making anything up. But network honchos probably would reject them as too outlandish. I mean, a legendary star quarterback texting **** pics to a team employee? A head coach with a foot fetish? Another star QB who does darkness retreats and misses team activities to vacation in Egypt? A spoiled kid first-round quarterback who chases MILFs and bedded his mother's best friend? And those just scratch the surface.

The Jets Killed Carl

 

[BTTA]

The final score lol

This got me to rewatch this:

And it is a good reminder of how good a team can be with just average "weapons" (WR, RB, TE) on offense.

 

[Clonamery]

This got me to rewatch this:

And it is a good reminder of how good a team can be with just average "weapons" (WR, RB, TE) on offense.

We had a bunch of ghosts on that team.

 

[TomPatriot]

The last time the Jets won the Super Bowl, the New York Times was still calling people of color Negroes.

 

[TommyD4207]

Wow. I had a glimmer of hope for this coach.

 

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Wow. I had a glimmer of hope for this coach.

To the contrary, they haven't played a down yet our "hopes" appear fulfilled -- The Jehovah Jete, led by Pastor Glenn.

 

[Brotherblues]

To the contrary, they haven't played a down yet our "hopes" appear fulfilled -- The Jehovah Jete, led by Pastor Glenn.

To watch the beginning of the Vrabel era side by side with Glenn's is a clear sign of the football Gods smiling on us once more.

 

[signbabybrady]

Jete

 

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Jete

Lose your train of thought or get interrupted?

 

[signbabybrady]

Lose your train of thought or get interrupted?

Posted something in the wrong thread.

 

[Brotherblues]

Lose your train of thought or get interrupted?

Maybe it's a brilliant Aaron Glenn impression