The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[signbabybrady]

 

[XLIX]

Congratulations, UNC. You’ve won the offseason.

Just like the Jets used to do every year from 2004 to 2017.

 

[XLIX]

What's a banger? Is that like a hangover?

I always thought a banger was a really catchy song that people naturally enjoy listening to.

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Triumph]

So does every NCAA football player.

Only a fraction make it to the big leagues and less are even any good.

Belichick has entered Stuart Smalley territory.

 

[h0c2000]

Who knew Bill was a beta?

 

[Triumph]

Who knew Bill was a beta?

Its likely worse than that.

 

[Triumph]

Who is the best NFL player from UNC?

DraftHistory.com

www.drafthistory.com

I'm coming up with Julius Peppers.

 

[h0c2000]

Who is the best NFL player from UNC?

DraftHistory.com

www.drafthistory.com

I'm coming up with Julius Peppers.

Turn Bill's book to page 56 and you'll find out. Per Bill it was Jordon's idea to dedicate page 56 to him.

 

[signbabybrady]

Who is the best NFL player from UNC?

DraftHistory.com

www.drafthistory.com

I'm coming up with Julius Peppers.

LT

 

[signbabybrady]

Who knew Bill was a beta?

Its likely worse than that.

 

[sb1]

You don’t mess with the Bunny

 

[Brewskies]

Congratulations, UNC. You’ve won the offseason.

Just like the Jets used to do every year from 2004 to 2017.

However, during the regular season the Jets didn't win games. Belichick has had many new recruits show up for the UNC program. I expect UNC to have a much-improved football season, .500 or better.

 

[signbabybrady]

You don’t mess with the Bunny

Are you Pablo?

 

[Brewskies]

You don’t mess with the Bunny

Ha Ha. Being 89 myself, sometimes the little head takes over for the big head; however, it usually doesn't last as long as Bill's has.

 

[XLIX]

However, during the regular season the Jets didn't win games.

Yeah, that's um.... that's kinda the point I was making......

Belichick has had many new recruits show up for the UNC program. I expect UNC to have a much-improved football season, .500 or better.

".500 or better" would be an absolute disaster, unless you mean WAY better. Anything short of the playoffs and it is an abysmal failure for the "33rd NFL team". They didn't bring Belichick in to go 8-4 and to the Duke's Mayo Bowl.

 

[PancakeBlockPaul]

If one considers spreading your legs for elderly men as a vocation, Jordon might be a prodigy.

Ziiiiing!

Yep. She has a track record. Prior to Bill was the 64 y/o guy (and she was 19 which is another level of ewwww).

We can only speculate if she was involved with an older man before that relationship but none of us would be surprised if she was.

Outside the one before Bill I wonder how many there are. Did she start before the legal age? May tread into some unspeakable horrors if she was garnering other geriatrics affections that could be questioned by the law.

 

[Triumph]

You don’t mess with the Bunny

She is a dim bulb if she chooses to move forward with this threat.

The smart move is to let this die and move on. Build up Rep with wins and then she can demand that people be terminated. Which still isnt a good look, but she probably is a vindictive little b.

 

[captain stone]

I wonder if Bill mentioned one other teeny-tiny reason for his success...

 

[signbabybrady]

I wonder if Bill mentioned one other teeny-tiny reason for his success...