One of my favorite bad movies is That's My Boy. Its an Adam Sandler film where he plays someone who had a kid with his teacher when he was 13. She was sent away and he became a celebrity. He raised his son who he named Han Solo. he raised the kid they way an immature kid would. At one point his estranged son says to him, I weighed 400 pounds, you fed me cake and lollipops for breakfast every day to which Sandlers character says, but that's what you wanted.
Pete Caroll, feeding his team cake and lollipops for breakfast every day because that is what they want