Pregame : Super Bowl Philly vs Pats

[PatsFanSince74]

Which is the greatest feeling.....

1. Taking the longest p1ss of your life after having to hold it on a long car ride?

2. Running to the toilet with your stomach gurgling, whipping your pants down, and unloading just as your ass hits the seat?

3. One of those monstrous sneezes that just unclogs everything when you are congested?


I have stopped and contemplated life after each of these 3 events and thought, "That was awesome. It doesn't get any better."

Sorry about going OT on this great thread.

Sometimes, threads get the responses they deserve, no matter how disgusting. Well done!

 

[Clonamery]

Which is the greatest feeling.....

1. Taking the longest p1ss of your life after having to hold it on a long car ride?

2. Running to the toilet with your stomach gurgling, whipping your pants down, and unloading just as your ass hits the seat?

3. One of those monstrous sneezes that just unclogs everything when you are congested?


I have stopped and contemplated life after each of these 3 events and thought, "That was awesome. It doesn't get any better."

Sorry about going OT on this great thread.

I'm usually just grateful to be alive after each "event."

 

[mosslost]

Unless you'r joking, that's a bit harsh. Just like posters here wishing death on Mortenson following Deflategate.

Thanks ,, @Wheelman is kind of little b%$#t$h so...

 

[maust]

Which is the greatest feeling.....

1. Taking the longest p1ss of your life after having to hold it on a long car ride?

2. Running to the toilet with your stomach gurgling, whipping your pants down, and unloading just as your ass hits the seat?

3. One of those monstrous sneezes that just unclogs everything when you are congested?


.

4.



You know, much like the Pats will do Sunday night.

 

[Dingleberry]

Did someone compare Mosslost and Chris f'ng Mortenson.

No harm must come to Mosslost!

But f'ng Mortenson?

In keeping with the thread topic. If Mortenson were on fire...I'd p1ss on him to put him out, **** on him because he deserves it. Then I'd sneeze on him just to make him sick in case he survived the fire.

I do not give 11 of 12 ****s if that is tasteless.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[mosslost]

Did someone compare Mosslost and Chris f'ng Mortenson.

No harm must come to Mosslost!

But f'ng Mortenson?

In keeping with the thread topic. If Mortenson were on fire...I'd p1ss on him to put him out, **** on him because he deserves it. Then I'd sneeze on him just to make him sick in case he survived the fire.

I do not give 11 of 12 ****s if that is tasteless.

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we thank you heeyah

 

[Richard Camembert]

Mosslost man, there’s this substance called alcohol, you oughta check it out a little, might loosen you up a tad...

 

[mosslost]

Mosslost man, there’s this substance called alcohol, you oughta check it out a little, might loosen you up a tad...

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[mosslost]

As we approach the big game and get closer to post to this thread our game day thoughts,. pre, during, and post game.... lets take a moment to reflect..

15-3... great team, play off run.. minimal Face Book disturbances to the team...

Remember to be not be over negative if we struggle at times knowing the full victory is of course ours.

All GDTs will of course be merged here so do not feel shy with respect to any pre-game thoughts that could be relevant to an in game experience, and of course as always, we thank you.

 

[Joey007]

Here’s my order:

1. The piss.
2. The sneeze.
3. The ****.

Number one is a nice alternative when sex isn’t a viable option

 

[Joey007]

I had a dream last night Patriots were winning 27-20 with 6 seconds left and Philly had the ball on their own 30 getting ready for a Hail Mary.

Then the network switched over to the start of a hockey game so I missed the ending. The announcer informed us that NE held on to win 27-26 after recovering an onside kick to end the game.

So that means Philly scored a 70 yard TD in 5 seconds of game time (because there still had to be 1 second in order to even try an onside kick) then either missed the XP or went for 2 and failed.

I bet Jordan Richards gave up the TD.

 

[mosslost]

30.5 hours till kick off

 

[NE_Zealot]

I feel this will accurately depict the vibe tomorrow, myself included unfortunately

 

[mosslost]

We will be there for each other throughout. As moderators merge ALL game threads into this one, consolidating our position as fans, we will stand United in our GDT efforts.

Remember, as we will undoubted face frustrations we will however move toward the seam goal in joy and perfect unity, like all our GDTs. I respect and empower all posters as they follow this thread an no other GDT, continuously progress toward number 6.

 

[primetime]

In before first "they're gonna lose"

I think, I didn't check. Probably not actually

 

[Free_Pacman]

My dad first got season tickets prior to the 2001 season when I was 10. I’ve been fortunate enough to attend the most important home games of the first dynasty (Snow Bowl against the Raiders, Titans -5 degree game, all the early Manning playoff games) and many since then. I’m in medical school now, and tomorrow I have a 30 hour trauma surgery call. For just the second time in nearly 20 years, I’m going to miss a Patriots game (and first playoff game I miss). Absolutely destroying me right now. Feel like I’m going to throw up.

 

[fnordcircle]

My dad first got season tickets prior to the 2001 season when I was 10. I’ve been fortunate enough to attend the most important home games of the first dynasty (Snow Bowl against the Raiders, Titans -5 degree game, all the early Manning playoff games) and many since then. I’m in medical school now, and tomorrow I have a 30 hour trauma surgery call. For just the second time in nearly 20 years, I’m going to miss a Patriots game (and first playoff game I miss). Absolutely destroying me right now. Feel like I’m going to throw up.

In the mid 2000s I was recording games in SD on a Hauppage PVR. I posted a copy/paste of Reche Caldwell on a completely different forum cause dude had hilarious eyes.

I'm 99% sure that image is your avatar.

Sorry for going OT in this thread, guys.

 

[Free_Pacman]

In the mid 2000s I was recording games in SD on a Hauppage PVR. I posted a copy/paste of Reche Caldwell on a completely different forum cause dude had hilarious eyes.

I'm 99% sure that image is your avatar.

Sorry for going OT in this thread, guys.

Ha, I’ve been on and off this forum over the last 12 or so years. I think I made that my avatar back around 2006 or 2007. I just google imaged “reche Caldwell eyes” and I found the same photo I used on a site called Pats Life. Was that it?

 

[aluminum seats]

We will be there for each other throughout. As moderators merge ALL game threads into this one, consolidating our position as fans, we will stand United in our GDT efforts.

Remember, as we will undoubted face frustrations we will however move toward the seam goal in joy and perfect unity, like all our GDTs. I respect and empower all posters as they follow this thread an no other GDT, continuously progress toward number 6.

It's scary how important people posting in your thread is to you.