Patriots control the weather

[Kontradiction]

 

[AtomicDawg]

Next thing you'll hear is the Pats created Hurricane Irma because it took away the Dolphins' bye week.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Now I know the reason for all those idiotic calls in the beginning of the game.

 

[rochrist]

Wow, that's a rare snap of Bill pre-I'm done with Microsoft Tablets!

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Can bill bring the fog machine on the road? Would be nice.

Especially for indoor stadiums.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Fog occurs naturally? You rubes will fall for anything. Next you're going to tell me that temperature changes affect PSI.

Or that both sidelines are clearly visible to everyone in the stands and on TV.

 

[GaryfromTO]

Falcons are filing a protest to the league. Their fog machine was not working properly and they are upset that the Patriots were allowed to continue using theirs.

 

[Snooky97]

The new fog machine worked well last night - wait till you see the new snow machine.

Do we get a snow plough?

 

[WinstonSmith]

Bill Nye the Science Guy just said that based on the weather, dew point and barometric pressure conditions in Foxboro Sunday night, that it was impossible for the fog to have been created naturally.

 

[lurker1965]

Fog occurs naturally? You rubes will fall for anything. Next you're going to tell me that temperature changes affect PSI.

The Patriots were generally aware of the fog. Will they lose draft picks? There is precedent for weather=Patriot draft picks

 

[Nehalem]

Its more probable than not the Tom Brady was generally aware that having an outdoor stadium could result in fog on the field. 4 game suspension.

Still slightly less dumb than deflategate

 

[Nehalem]

The Patriots were generally aware of the fog. Will they lose draft picks? There is precedent for weather=Patriot draft picks

So you are saying they are repeat offenders?

 

[Midship]

This thread is great

 

[JoeSixPat]

In fairness to the Falcons they didn't stand a chance in that fog

 

[Rusty Coupe]

Wait till Belichick pulls this off inside the dome in Indianapolis, Colts fans will hire another blimp to show him they are not going to put up with any of his monkey business..

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Roger Goodell was making phone calls to the Exponent "scientists" in the fourth quarter, asking if there was an "ideal fog law".

They said that they weren't sure, but if he paid them enough, they would make one up.

 

[NashuaPats]

Roger Goodell has stated that fog is hocus pocus and saw a Salem witch walk into a Gilette bathroom and that the science is overwhelming that fog doesn't actually exist and has paid Exponent millions to agree with him. Troy Vincent has testified that he has never heard of something called "fog".

Ted Wells has found a Gillette beer vender who said, "For God's sake" when questioned about the fog. Wells extrapolated the letters "f", "o"' and "g" from that comment after 12 hours of interrogating the guy and determined it was more probable than not that it was actually about a cheating scam about fog.

31 owners in the league are now on board with banning Brady and fining the Patriots of their first round picks for the next ten years... Goodell has agreed and coincidentally finalized his contract extension.

 

[NormZauchin]

The new fog machine worked well last night - wait till you see the new snow machine.

Belichick was considering testing the new snow machine in one of the preseason games, but someone, I think it was Josh, said that Goodell might be suspicious of an August blizzard in New England.

 

[neali]

I love this thread!

 

[Bill Lee]

Ernie adams weather machine won them the game!

Seems like Operation Pink Stripes worked!