Hilarious Butt Gaffe

[long distance]

Butt jokes and gaffes were imminent . but this one..
hurts

 

[bbobbo]

Butt jokes and gaffes were imminent . but this one..
hurts

butthurts?
.

 

[Bill Lee]

If he ever fumbles, cue up the "Butt fumbles" jokes!

 

[tasmlab]

Jake Butt's nickname in college was "The Butt". Certainly a wellspring of subtlety and creativity.

Jake Butt - Wikipedia

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

So he was labeled a Tight Butt, but could it have been worse or funnier if he played a different position?

QuarterButt - That's like half of a half moon?

Running Butt - seems a non-sequitur as the whole player moves at the same time. No reason to call out one part of the anatomy

Half Butt - though few teams use this type of player so limited opportunity

Offensive Butt - all sorts of possibilities there

Wide Butt - could have had his own bumper sticker or would have been a perfect lead blocker

 

[Kontradiction]

Unfair that he's becoming the Butt of such jokes IMO.

 

[Chevy]

Memories ...

 

[Sicilian]

This being Jets week, I was positive this would end up being an excuse to show the butt fumble again. Oh fine, one more:

 

[Kontradiction]

This being Jets week, I was positive this would end up being an excuse to show the butt fumble again. Oh fine, one more:

Hard to believe that will be a half a decade ago as of Thanksgiving. Legends never die, though.