The book will discuss the daily struggles of the heroic Roger Goodell investigating the evil Cheatriots on a weekly basis, and having to avoid their horrible antics becoming major media scandals. It'll go over Dumb and Dumber-gate, where the Pats snuck Turbo Lax into Donovan McNabb's sideline water, causing him to puke during a two-minute drill. It'll discuss Nipple-gate, where the Pats sent an exposed Janet Jackson to the Panthers locker room during halftime to distract the players. It'll discuss Mission Impossible-gate, where the Pats snuck into media day at the latest Super Bowl, and managed to quickly get ahold of the Falcons offensive playbook and replace it with Mike Martz'.
Our hero Roger will be seen defending the shield against such attacks on the game's integrity. We'll see him calmly work the phones calling each owner to discuss these situations, talk them off the ledge, so that he could hide all of these scandals for the best interest of the league. It'll cover the most trying time for Roger, when the Pats sent covert agents to New Jersey on Thanksgiving to tell Fireman Ed that there is no Santa Claus, causing him to resign his post and cry out the stadium. It's such a heartwarming scene to see all the other owners come together for Roger, similar to the ending of It's a Wonderful Life.
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